How to distinguish what kind of cell phone people are using on a high speed train?

| February 18th, 2012

From Weibo:

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How to distinguish what kind of cell phone people are using on a high speed train?

Every passenger on the train are all concentrating on their cell phones.

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A group of people put their cell phone down after a little while and started to look outside of the window.

Because they are disconnected from the Internet again,  They are Blackberry users.

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Slowly another group of passengers also put down their cellphones, filled with sadness and looking outside of the window.

Their cellphones are out of battery, they are iPhone users.

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A couple of train stops later, another group of passengers put down their cellphones, filled with sadness looking outside of the window.

They are Android users; their 2nd battery was also out.

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Suddenly lightning struck the train.

The train turned into darkness and became chaotic.

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Some passengers used their cellphones to break the window. they are saved.

They are the brave Nokia users.

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After a long long time, there were still no sign of rescuers.  Night fall came, people were trapped in darkness and chaos…

Suddenly, there was the  deafening music “love sale” (Chines pop song), a man holding a search light like object, lit up the whole place.

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They are the awesome Shanzhai (knockoff) cellphone users. HAHAHA

6 Comments | Leave a comment | Comment feed

  1. Huzhang says:

    4chan memes, really?

    • Bo Wang says:

      desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

  2. Curren$y says:

    Shanzai 4ever

  3. Craig says:

    Love it! It’s about time rage comics came to China…

  4. voiceofhomer says:

    A packed train slammed into the end of the line in Buenos Aires’ busy Once station Wednesday, killing 49 people and injuring hundreds of morning commuters as passenger cars crumpled behind the engine. It was Argentina’s worst train accident in decades.

    Federal Police Commissioner Nestor Rodriguez says the dead include 48 adults and one child.

    At least 550 people were injured, and may be more trapped inside train.
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    So where are those shithead Chinamen who cares about life and bad China made stuffs.

    Why are they not talking shit about this train crash.

  5. voiceofhomer says:

    The discovery of a 51st victim two days after Argentina’s deadliest train wreck in decades left the man’s family devastated and prompted rock-throwing and other violence by protesters holding vigil at the scene.

    The search for 20-year-old Lucas Menghini Rey, whose body was missed in the chaotic response to Wednesday’s crash, brought a sharp focus to widespread anger over the crash, which also injured 703 of the 1,500 people on the packed train.

    Riot police responded with tear gas and batons, clearing the station and making arrests.
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    Why China always get shit from westerners and Chinese, there are many similar bad things going on in the rest of the world too, you know.

    So suck it up.

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