Sister Feng hands out flyers to seek a husband in New York
February 5th, 2012 by Key | Posted in News | 54 Comments »
Recently, Chinese Internet popular figure Sister Feng was spotted in front of Columbia University in New York, handing out flyers to seek a husband. She stood in front of the school, said “Hi” and then handed out the flyers to any man who doesn’t look Asian. The flyer was written in such poor English that netizens called it a “grammar mistake hunt”. This news quickly spread through micro-blog and varies websites, once again Sister Feng entertained the world with her shocking actions and false sense of confidence.
The following is the word for word transcript:
I am looking for a Husband now, I am the hottest star from China. My name is Luoyufeng (罗玉凤), Chinese call me fengjie (凤姐), born 1985, I want my Husband very Interested in political and Economic, he would like to Dominate the world.
I want my Husband like this:
1. He must between 25 to 31 years old.
2. He will between 5.74 feet to 6.11 feet height.
3. He must never get married, no children.
4. He will graduated from a prestigious world, like Harvard, Yale, MIT, west point, Stanford, Oxon, and so so.
5. He must had a master’s degree.
6. He can’t been an Asian.
7. He would better have a house and a car.
I’m born in a poor family in Chongqing. When 16, I come to a Inexpensive Normal school which I never liked. I read a lot of books Between 9 to 20. I’m expert in Poetry and prose. In 2006 when I’m 21, I became a Language teacher. In 2008 when I’m 23, I resigned and come to shanghai for a better future. But I can’t get a good job there. There was no way to get more income except publicize myself, so I became the hottest star in china in 2010 when I’m 25. I came to the USA in the same year. Since there is over 3000.000 chinese man asked marry me, but none of them suitable.
Notice:
1. I am only 4.82 feet height, but I used to wear a High-heeled shoes. So I always looked like 5.08 feet.
2. I’m from china which Country control Family planning as their basal policy. I will follow it. So I only want 2 children if get married.
Email: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com
Mobile phone: 646-220-8171
MSN: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com
Facebook: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com
Tags: Funny, Internet, Internet Celebrity, New York, Popular figure, Sister Feng, United States
This stunt isn’t even amusing any more.
What is Oxon?
And of she’s looking for a husband, why not: a) look pretty and dress up. b) go out to somewhere where people are being social like a bar or a restaurant. A street corner only accentuates the fact that this girl is mentally deranged.
I want. I want. I want. I want.
(what exactly is it that she is offering?)
Oxon = Oxford.
once again another Mainlander representing herself at the finest
HAHAHAHA you monkey what are you talking about, she is American now hahaah American pig hahahahahaha
White America!
oh yeah just like you
now she would close enough for you to deflower her
wait… let me see…
on her requirement
it said she doesn’t want your little Chinese dick
Well you can get her, I do not think any Chinese or asian wants her ghahahahah LMRO
ROLF LOL gagagag PwnoED
“ROLF LOL gagagag PwnoED”
um, what? judging by the strangeness of the dozens of comments you post on each article… how old are you?
12 year.
Do you want to play starwars with me-?
Fuck korean guy how many nick do you have`? Wallah!
To admin: U Amatuer, you are like 1 week late, others site have posted all your post like 1 week ago hahhahah what have you been doing whole weekend? Hiding in a cave? hHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
She’s so fuckin ugly. Though I would still fuck her with a paper bag over her hideous face.
More BS, that looks more like NYU area.
She is good for big whitey rejects with little big dick but blacks will like her more, she can be pimped for loads of money down south.
i read some where that she is becoming an AV actress
if that really happens they should blur out her fugly face
Well, China girls know that that is what Chinese and Asia girls are good for in western movies, being a whore, a hooker, an old whiteman’s bitch, and a loser slut looking for a whitey on the streets with no real job and no money to get ahead without a whiteman.
What you see on TV and in the movies is what the real Chinese women are all about.
Cheap whore for a reject rich white man.
So true.
That’s Columbia, not NYU.
Funny thing is, there are thousands of beautiful Chinese students there. This ugly troll has no idea how far from success she is.
She needs to go to Saudi Arabia and become a Muslim, where it’s mandatory for Muslim women to cover their faces.
But she is the “hottest star from China”!
She’s standing at the 116th St entrance of Columbia University. In one picture you can see the Hudson and the Palisades and in the other you can see the entrance to the 116th St No 1 Train subway station.
Aw, damn!
Although I’d love to take over the world, I’m afraid I’m far beyond her height range, have yet to receive my master’s degree, and I haven’t gone to a prestigious University.
And I was hoping I’d finally have a chance with her.
There are so many things wrong with that flyer this shit has got to be a joke.
Damn its embarrassing to be Asian in America with shit like this. First you had the ultra retard Billy Hung and now this. You got Koreans elevating Asian image while Billy and Feng taking Asian back…way back!!
KONG QING DONG!
It’s a matter of perspective. I’d knock the DUST off that pussy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLKDpjpULis
老外
“I’d knock the DUST off that pussy.”
You are a wicked man! Just thinking about hittin’ Feng poonani hurts!
KONG QING DONG!
Hi
hi motha faqqa
Well, she is an acquired taste.
老外
“she is an acquired taste.”
You are the wickedest man on earth!
Not even South Korean plastic surgeons can save that face.
KONG QING DONG!
You may not have faith in your homeland, but I do! She only needs to let her hair revert to her natural color, and then take a shower.
老外
“You may not have faith in your homeland, but I do!”
South Korean surgeons are top notch, but they can’t perform miracles.
“and then take a shower.”
That’s always helps, but try making a Chinese take a shower. You have an easier time impregnating a male cat.
KONG QING DONG a LONG!
She looks kind of homeless in these pictures.
老外
“She looks kind of homeless in these pictures.”
U.S. homeless have more civility, decency and sense than sister Feng. She doesn’t realize her 15 minute has run out a while back.
KONG QING DONG FENG!
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has ended a hectic week which saw his company valued at £106bn after a stock market flotation by getting married.
He wed his long-time girlfriend Priscilla Chan, 27, in a ceremony at his home in Palo Alto, California.
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Pretty is not what all whites want, they want Chinese women.
Don’t worry, it’s not Sister Feng whose causing a stir in NY – it’s Jeremy Lin!
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/jeremy-lin-runs-circles-deron-williams-score-career-high-25-points-ny-knicks-victory-nj-nets-article-1.1017267
She is so ugly, oh my.
Wow she is so little.
Oh man, this is just too good to be true.
Sister Feng should hook up with Dr. Evil.
Chinese are shameless and are ruining the Asian image around the world!!
Where’s Billy Hung? I bet even his retarded ass is embarrassed by this shit!
KONG QING DONG FENG!
hello, how many cocks have u sucked today?
Chinese actin’ out their Chinese characteristics!
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/father-forces-10-year-old-daughter-to-eat-feces-as-punishment.html
Keep Chinese within their borders!
KONG QING DONG!
Ohh you have sucked 10 dicks today hahah ohh I see, I see, america loves to suck and fuck butts hahahha and get aids, spread ais hahahah america
WHITE AMERICA HAHAHHAH
KKK
AHHAHA
this is such a disgrace, that is why mainlanders will never be accepted into HK society.
Mario
“that is why mainlanders will never be accepted into HK society.”
Mainlanders will never be accepted into any societies outside their shitty own.
KONG FENG FONG!
If her standards weren’t so high, I’d marry her in a heartbeat.
老外
“If her standards weren’t so high, I’d marry her in a heartbeat.”
Really? Are you drinking water in China?
KONG FENG RONG!
I drank tens of dozens of gallons of Chinese water. I’m ready to go with Sister Feng all night long. If you have her phone number, please don’t hesitate to give it to me.
老外
“If you have her phone number,”
Why not book a flight to NY ASAP? I’m not convinced she expects a man with all the criteria she listed. The bitch is just aiming incredibly high hoping for the best. With that face she will know she’s lucky if she caught an 80 year old with $30K bank account.
KONG QING DONG!
Say what you want about her but she has good taste!
WEST POINT BITCHES.
Chinese humiliate themselves without the help of korean_guy.
KONG QING DONG!
HAHAHAH I probably walked right by her and ignored her. That’s the campus gate I used the most. >.>;;;
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