Chef spends 4000 yuan homemaking a knockoff Hummer
December 8th, 2011 by Annie Lee | Posted in Life Style | 88 Comments »
(From Netease) Chinese folks have always had the self-entertaining mindset to compare little things to big renowned things even just for the slightest resemblance. We had a post last year talking about a homemade knockoff Lamborghini by a 25 years old guy. Recently a chef from Zigong City, Sichuan Province became famous on the Internet for spending only about 4000 yuan in designing and handcrafting what netizens called a knockoff “Hummer”.
The 2 meter long, 1.5 meter high homemade auto took Qu Zhibo 3 years to build since he was busy running his own restaurant. Small as it is, it has everything an auto needed, it burns gasoline and can be driven in the similar manners of a normal car. The only difference lies in the starting – one have to start the kart from behind before jumping into the driver seat to drive, since the engine that remodeled from a motorcycle locates at the end.
From distance, the kart looks like Hummer or Jeep used in America military field operations. “I am a military fan, my design is inspired by armored command vehicle. I am thinking painting it camouflage to make it look more of a real thing.” Said Qu. As for craftsmanship, everything from engine cover, seats, car skin etc are completely handmade by Qu himself, except for steering wheel, tires, tank and engine which are bought parts.
“The kart took me 3 years of hard work, I spent days and nights working things out and designing, I am obsessed with it.” Qu smiled, “I spent nearly 4000 yuan in getting the hard wares, to include painting it, it could amount to 5000 yuan.”
Qu said his “Hummer” is for self-entertainment only. He used to run a suburban passenger transportation business so he knows well about what’s inside a car and how to fix small problems. Although the kart is not remotely comparable to that of a mass produced car, it is kind of swaggering to drive. It can go up to 30 km/h.
“I only drive it a little in front of my restaurant.” Qu is aware that it is against national regulation to put a homemade car on the road, “when I lend it to other people, I always warn them repeatedly to keep off the road.”
Qu invited the reporter to have a try. “Push the lever forward to come down a gear, and push it backward to increase, other things are similar to normal car.” Qu instructed the reporter, who practiced loosing clutch, shifting gear, stepping on gas and driving about in front of the restaurant. “Hey, it is kind of swaggering.” commented the reporter.
Tags: Automobile, chef, DIY, handcrafted, homemade, hummer, Innovation, invention, jeep, road safety, Sichuan
Hummer my ass, more like a crap jeep.
Give this guy a cigar and a pair of aviators!
“Hey, it is kind of swaggering.”
Yes, he is. Leaders taking bribes, trashy hos showing off, and a restaurant owner who spent 3 years to build his own vehicle. Unfortunately the innovator has the bribe the leader to even think about having a chance with the hos.
Chinese innovation knows no boundaries.
The world can’t compete with Chinese innovations!
TAP SUM BONG!
The faux Lamborghini was a lot more amusing than this. Looking at this all you can think is “WTF?”
Are those two garden tractor tires per hub? And a motorcycle engine that has to be started from outside?
This guy’s head is bigger than the tires on this piece of shit.
This Chinaman needs to TAP SUM BONG!
You are such a loser!
I think Koreans have Chinese beat in the big head category
What? Koreans and Chinese looks almost the same, can´t distinguish between those two.IMO Chinese looks better then Koreans. Koreans eye are smaller and face wider.
Koreans are also paler and Korean men are circumcised.
Korean men are much usually taller, lighter skin, heavier bone and musculature, smaller and pointer nose, smaller mouth, oval shaped head and clear skin.
Chinese are usually shorter, darker, squat looking, wide flat nose and flat faced, round head, grittier skin(pollution and poor diet)?
Some Northern Chinese can look like Koreans but the majority of Chinese look like Southern Cantonese. Koreans tend to have bigger heads due to being much taller.
Wow you really paint a flattering picture of Korean features. You forgot to mention that Koreans also have flat faces and are squat looking. Their heads are big due to disproportion not because they’re taller. Don’t forget the slit eyes and really broad faces.
Why so upset over an observation? Chinese are shorter, darker skinned, wider and flatter nose, squat in shape and short legs compared to Koreans. Chinese people in general have round heads(pie shaped) while Koreans have oval heads(egg shaped). Just google “Korean people” and “Chinese people” and you will see a big difference in skin color, nose size, body structure and face shape. Heres a group of ordinary Chinese students and Korean students. They are not models or celebrities. To make the comparison fare, I did not use poor Chinese students from farming communities. The Chinese kids in the photo are privileged.
Chinese
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/259/chinstudents.png/
Chinese students(big pizza heads), flat nose
http://www.jingdaily.com/kaizhi/jing/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chinese_students_footbridge.jpg
Gigantic Chinese heads, flat wide nose
http://www.huntersvilleherald.com/wp-content/uploads/Cannon_Chinese-Students.jpg
Koreans
http://uteli.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/korea-nest_sm.jpg
http://blog.pennlive.com/lehighvalley/2007/12/piuskoreanstudents.jpg
http://riseabovecebu.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/the-korean-students.jpg
http://tinyurl.com/7cohg22
Notice how much darker the Chinese students are. The Koreans are as light skinned as caucasians. Koreans are noticably taller, possess lankier bodies and smaller heads in proportion. I really dont know where you get the idea that Koreans have big heads. Big heads were traditionally considered a Chinese stereotype. Chinese in general are shorter with stubby arms and big heads which makes them look squat. In fact Koreans regularly make fun of the Chinese for it.
The most notable trait is the size of the nose. Koreans have smaller, pointier noses with a higher bridge. Chinese have really wide gorilla like noses that are flat. Of course China is a diverse place and certain Northern Chinese groups do possess a Korean nose.
It is not surprising that Koreans possess the traits they do and Chinese don’t. Koreans adapted to the colder northern climate while China contains significant admixture with South east asians(Filipinos, Cambodians, Laotians) and negritos. If you look at South East Asia, they possess dark skin color, short height and wide noses just like the majority of Chinese do.
well, I feel reluctant to reply but since you’re insecure enough googling images to make a point, I better shot it out too.
you are talking about the chinese in china town who are mostly cantonese descendant, not the chinese in china. Most chinese stay in their own provinces, however, as of today, many move to Guangdong and settle down there, but the cantonese don’t usually go up, so maybe the differences between us can be less and less, just like the hongkongers.
the majority of chinese are in sino-tibetan stock that is very different from the Koreans, it’a a fact that both N/S chinese despite the differences between these two, don’t look like koreans. However overlapping is not less common, some Chinese/Koreans/Japanese can look alike.
the cantonese chinese and people of some other southern provinces Indeed can look quite different, not all of them, but many, nevertheless they are still chinese so we are related regardlessly, they are actually the result of Chinese troops intermixed with natives.
China is a vast country, a lot of histories happened here. Korea is like a peanut compared to China, so it’s perfectly natural that the Koreans are much much less diverse than the Chinese.
also the south Koreans are beauty freaks(I use the word freak not to insult) who can do anything to make them look paler or prettier, even the boys alway try to stay out of the sunlight, rub creams on the face so they look whiter, not to mention the girls. on the other hand, the north Koreans, still 100% koreans, look much uglier darker and shorter, why? you know better than me.
I don’t why I’m even bothered to reason with them. they’re here purely to insult
“”"”also the south Koreans are beauty freaks(I use the word freak not to insult) who can do anything to make them look paler or prettier, even the boys alway try to stay out of the sunlight, rub creams on the face so they look whiter, not to mention the girls. on the other hand, the north Koreans, still 100% koreans, look much uglier darker and shorter, why? you know better than me.”"”"”
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Your comments about men behaving like that sounds more like Chinese fairy tales and jealousy rather than reality. Koreans are lighter in skin color due to genetics. It has nothing to do with men putting on skin whitening creams. Chinese people are simply darker. Eating Kimchi will not magically give a Chinese person a smaller nose, oval shaped head and lighter skin.
The reason why North Koreans are “uglier” than South Koreans has more to do with 98% of the population being severely malnourished and working in the fields all day. In fact I believe North Koreans are the reason why certain Chinese believe Koreans have large heads. North Koreans are severely malnourished with stunted body growth. Their heads grow but their bodies remain stunted. You end up with an adult with the body of a 12 year old.
The average North Korean male is actually shorter than the average South Korean female high school student.
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Ewww.. those pics proved that Koreans have ugly square jaws. Bony faces are very unappealing to me.
That’s bullshit
Koreans have huge moon faces with massive cheekbones like that guy from Lost
And what’s wrong with being darker? I’m Cantonese and I’m a bit browner than a northerner, so what?
Theres nothing wrong with having dark skin. I was merely making an observation about Koreans vs Chinese until certain individuals got butt hurt over it.
The guy on lost(Daniel Dae Kim) does not have a huge moon face although he does have very prominent cheek bones which are looked upon favorably in the modeling world. Daniel Dae Kim represents the exact opposite of someone with a flat moon face. The polar opposite in fact. He has an angular oval shaped head with a very strong jawline. His skull structure resembles that of an american superhero.
http://comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/17374/ddkim.jpg
Someone with a oversized and flat moon face would be Chinese singer William Hung-
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4vsnIF-6DTM/Tq7VHYGQhcI/AAAAAAAAAzk/GjPcF1fGau4/s400/hung4.jpg
Or Hu Jintao who literally looks like the moon
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01441/HuJintao_1441945c.jpg
These Chinese students(especially the girls) have massive moon shaped heads and very flat faces
http://www.huntersvilleherald.com/wp-content/uploads/Cannon_Chinese-Students.jpg
Jia Qinglin possesses many traits that are prevalent in Chinese but rare in Koreans(Dark skin, round head, flat face, very flat and wide nose etc)
http://www.humanrights.cn/en/Messages/Focus/focus013/6/W020090304337544453417.jpg
Koreans in general have more angular and oval shaped heads. As the saying goes, Koreans are eggs, Chinese are pizza pies.
Heres the perfect representation of Korean phenotype vs Chinese phenotype.
UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon(Korea) meeting with Hu Jintao(China)
http://blogs.reuters.com/global//files/2010/11/cr_mega_44_cfcd208495d565ef66e7dff9f98764da.jpg
Notice that Ban has a very angular and oval shaped head. He also has a smaller and pointier nose with very high nose bridge. Hu Jintao has a round head and very flat+wide nose. Hu’s nose bridge stops midway between the mouth and eyes. You can also tell the difference in skin color. Not only are Koreans lighter on average but the Chinese possess a uniquely yellowish hue to their skin color. Even light skinned pale Chinese still have this yellow skin. Pale Koreans rarely if ever possess this trait.
do you realise how disgusting you sound?
look down upon SEAs thinking you folks look closer to Caucasoid?
you people are really shallow and disgusting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0JmwKiprdY
this is korean, a disgraceful race, a country just being known recently, living like parasites under the shadow of China when China was powerful, then turned into slaves of Japan when Japan was powerful, now you became the USA’s bitch because the USA is powerful, and feel so good about yourselves, disgusting
Why are you so mad over accurate observations? Koreans and Chinese do not look alike.
There are also several things wrong with your comment
1. Koreans do look down on SEAs but so do the rest of Northern Asia. SEAs look down on other SEAs as well. Its human nature to look down on the less fortunate outsider simply because he has less to offer.
2. Koreans do not claim to look closer to caucasoid. I was merely pointing out the difference in appearance
3. If you did that same test in China, you would get similar results.
4. If you did that same test using African Americans in the US or used Muslims in Europe you would also get similar results.
5. Koreans did not live like parasites under China. Ancient Korean kingdoms wanted to trade with China but the Emperor did not allow it unless Korea agreed to pay tribute to the Chinese emperor.
6. Korea was an involuntary “slave” to Japan which was unfortunate but it sure as heck beats China who was ruled/partially ruled by the following groups in the last 1000 years
Communists
Japanese
British Empire
Russia
French Empire
United States
German Empire
Austria Hungary
Italy
Manchus
Jurchen
Mongols
Khitans
7. Korea is not the US’s bitch. China is in fact the US’s “bitch”, isn’t that why you’re busy making cheap furniture, plastic cups and shoes for your western masters who employ you?
FFS, the Koreans really think we want to look like them.
You are clearly insecure because no one ever made such a claim here. I was merely pointing out my observations between the two groups.
Claiming that one group has a certain phenotype that is more common is not racist.
Is it racist to say that Africans have darker skin than whites? Is it racist to say Vietnamese are shorter than Scandinavians? Is it really that racist to say Chinese have flatter and wider noses than Koreans?
You come off as a bitter person who cannot accept anything other than flattery.
“the majority of chinese are in sino-tibetan stock that is very different from the Koreans, it’a a fact that both N/S chinese despite the differences between these two, don’t look like koreans. ”
Here is what I said and yet you keep saying “Koreans and Chinese do not look alike.” what are you implying? did anyone say otherwise?obsessed much?
If some people can’t tell the differences between K and C, then there’s not much you can do, they probably don’t even care.
See, it’s you the koreans who come in and seek for tension, I mean, you seek for fight, you will get one.
You guys have some unique features that make you Korean, we have some unique features(the flat nose, darker skin in your list) that make us Chinese, life goes on, why bother each other?
Thats exactly my point. Why are you guys so upset over my observations? Theres nothing shameful about being dark or having a wide nose.
Koreans are taller, lighter skinned, smaller oval head, lanky body, small nose.
Chinese are shorter, darker skinned, large round head, shorter squat body, flat and wide nose.
Theres nothing wrong with any of these traits. I was just pointing them out when someone made the comment that Koreans had bigger heads then Chinese which is completely untrue. It was you guys who got offended because you thought I was trying to denigrate.
“Korea is not the US’s bitch”
Is that why there’s 30,000 US military personnel occupying S. Korea?
Korean v Chinese phenotypes have been discussed time and time again. It’s hardly worth going back to.
Generally Koreans on average have a higher incidence of mongoloid eyelids, as well as having flatter faces and shorter stubbier legs (provides reduced surface area exposure to cold).
Some of these are genetic developments which stem from the fact South Koreans essentially share a genetic pool with the early Mongolians and the Eskimos in Siberia. The rest are essentially evolutionary as those traits help them cope with colder and harsher environments.
Can I go on forever about why South Korea is inferior? Sure, but I don’t need to. There’s a general consensus already about what Koreans are like without the need to add insult to injury. Giving a brief explanation of how Korean phenotypes developed that way is merely an objective way to address the obvious.
On an overtone however, we can see clearly that puffer is a good example of a pseudo-intellectual. Aside from being incorrect and/or disingenuous in his examples and statements of fact, he also doesn’t understand basic economics.
Too bad Puffer couldn’t pay me enough to educate him. He’d probably need to save up that Korean Won to feed his family this Christmas.
Koreans do have higher incidence of mongoloid eyes due to living in colder climates. The climate is also responsible for Koreans having much more angular and chiseled face, smaller pointer nose, higher nose bridge, lighter skin, oval shaped head, smaller mouth, greater height, lankier limbs and stronger physical build.
On the opposite end, Chinese admixture with South East Asians and negritos results in round pie shaped face, very wide nose, flat facial features, short stubby limbs, darker skin color with yellowish hue and weaker physical build. In fact the average Chinese person is shorter than the Japanese according to government statistics.
Your comments about Koreans having shorter and stubbier legs is unfounded and inaccurate. I’ve already shown several pictures to prove otherwise. Simply compare Northern Europeons(Scandinavians) who are amongst the tallest people in the world and possess lanky limbs to the people of the dark skinned Mediterranean peoples who are a lot shorter. Colder climate on the mainland results in greater height, longer limbs and smaller heads.
Heres a photo of a Korean Christian group who was captured in Afghanastan many years ago
http://eyeofthetiger09.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/koreans.jpg
Heres a picture of Chinese women with a white male.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ky2SQtYKBlY/Tj1b-WO4JoI/AAAAAAAABhg/goCcp8VPvJc/s1600/chinaPeople05.jpg
Notice how humongous the head of the Chinese women are. Also notice how round and flat it is compared to Koreans and white people. Koreans have much lankier bodies due to greater height and smaller head which makes the limbs seem longer.
The Chinese women on the other hand have massive heads which makes it seem like they are 5 foot tall. Men tend to have much larger heads then women but the Chinese women in the photo dwarf the white guy in head size.
PS, your comments about Koreans being inferior is probably a sign of your own inferiority complex. Theres nothing wrong with be short or dark skinned or having a very wide nose and big round moon head. We’re all human.
[blockquote] The climate is also responsible for Koreans having much more angular and chiseled face, smaller pointer nose, higher nose bridge, lighter skin, oval shaped head, smaller mouth, greater height, lankier limbs and stronger physical build. [/blockquote]
Firstly, having an angular and chiseled face, or a smaller or “pointier” nose doesn’t help in any way to mitigate exposure to cold environments. So your paragraph doesn’t make any sense.
Secondly, if we take the continent of Africa as an example, there is a large variance of height between the population demography of different countries. Sudan and Pygmy as examples of polar opposites. Generally, Pygmy are shorter and have stubbier legs, as this helps reduce the total surface area that is exposed to the cold environments.
If we use the analogy above as an illustration, Sundanese = Chinese, Pygmy = Korean. It makes evolutionary sense. Unlike the bullshit that you wrote
Having a flat nose also helps in effectively warming up the air that enters into the nose and is another evolutionary trait that Koreans have in common with their Mongolion brothers.
If I wanted to, I’m sure I could find plenty of pictures of ugly Koreans with all the features you listed above. But unlike you, I don’t care enough to do so.
You Koreans are pretty pathetic
Hahaha.
Whats this crap you spew about Northern races having short stocky limbs, short height or flat face? Sorry Voice of China but you should quit putting your own racial phenotypes(which you apparently have a huge inferiority complex over) on other groups. Scandinavians adapted to very cold climates. They are the tallest people in the world with very angular faces and lanky bodies. Kinda like how Koreans are the tallest, lightest skinned and most angular ethnicity in Asia. The Northern races tend to not only be taller but have smaller, pointier noses to. Your argument about small noses not mitigating the cold is beyond moronic. The smaller pointier noses are prevalent in the Northern races(Europeons, Koreans, Mongolians, Japanese). Flat and wise nose is common in Africans, Chinese, South east asians and negritos. This isn’t speculation, its fact. Having a flat and wide nose is advantageous in arid environments. But that’s besides the point because your comment about certain African groups being tall is pointless to this discussion.
The fact is, South East Asians and Chinese are not tall by any means. The average chinaman is in fact shorter than the average Japanese person. You know, the same folks Koreans make fun of for being midgets. I provided numerous photos of ordinary Koreans and Chinese in groups and all evidence points to Chinese being darker, shorter, incredibly flat and wide nose, flat round moon face, squat build etc. Chinese people have a high tendency of having oversized round pizza heads. Northern races tend to have smaller heads that are oval in shape and angular.
The rest of your comments is nothing but you insulting me while projecting your abysmally pathetic inferiority complex. Good day.
“”If I wanted to, I’m sure I could find plenty of pictures of ugly Koreans with all the features you listed above. But unlike you, I don’t care enough to do so.”"”
This is why you’re such a sad and pathetic individual voice of China. I did not purposefully choose ugly pictures of Chinese and beautiful pictures of Koreans. The people in the photos I selected are average day to day folks. Ordinary students or working people. None of the Koreans I chose are world beating models. You honestly think Ban Ki Moon is Mr. Suave? Some of the Koreans in my photos are ugly too.
You making such the claim that I selectively chose ugly Chinese representatives pretty much confirms that you consider your own ethnicity to be incredibly ugly. You only think the Chinese people in the photos are ugly because they do not possess the traits you deem as desirable(light skin, small oval head, small pointy nose, small mouth, tall lanky body etc). And truth be told, those traits are rare in Chinese people. This is why you’re pathetic. Because you have a gigantic inferiority complex. You are ashamed of the appearance of Chinese people so you attack me instead. Its not my fault that your average Chinese person is darker, shorter, flatter faced, wider nosed, squat body shape with pizza pie head. Its your fault that you get offended over a simple fact.
Heres an example of ordinary Korean students vs ordinary Chinese students. Contrary to what you believe Voice of China, I am not using Korean models or ugly representatives of China. If I was feeling truly mean, I could instead use photos of rural Chinese kids but chose not to. The Chinese kids in the photos are privileged.
Korean
http://tinyurl.com/6vv3j6g
Chinese
http://www.huntersvilleherald.com/wp-content/uploads/Cannon_Chinese-Students.jpg
The Chinese students have oversized heads, darker skin, very very very round heads and really wide and flat nose. Pretty much what ive been saying all along. The Korean students have oval shaped angular heads, very light skin,peitite pointy nose with high nose bridge and longer bodies and limbs
Want another examples? Just compare those Chinese school girls from earlier to these starving Korean school girls from the 1950s.
http://tinyurl.com/8a6w7yg
The Korean girls still have oval heads, angular faces etc.Heres another example-
Malnourished North Korean womens soccer team
http://www.journalog.net/_upload/blog/0000000328/201002041546341.jpg
Chinese girls
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_xhvq6b3bZM/TZPVuYqdX1I/AAAAAAAAB80/oly6c34IDIo/s1600/SBS+girls+in+front+of+dorm.jpg
Chinese have gigantic round heads and very dark skin. Very wide nose and squat body type.
“”Is that why there’s 30,000 US military personnel occupying S. Korea?”"
Nope, US forces in Korea came when the South Korean government requested aid against the invading North Korean army during the Korean war. North Korea had access to Soviet tanks, artillery and pilots while South Korea was mostly a militia army with next to no artillery. After the war, Korea became a vital ally to the US in holding back communism. It has nothing to do with the US “conquering” South Korea or turning it into its “bitch”. It was a mutual and cooperative alliance.
A true example of a nation becoming someones “bitch” would be the Manchus conquering and ruling China for almost 300 years. A foreigner became the emperor of China and executed every pure blooded han in his way.
Chinese men were forced to shave their heads bald and wear a ponytail. This incredibly stupid looking hairstyle(known as queue) was mandatory for all Chinese men as a symbol of submissiveness to their Manchu masters.
http://tinyurl.com/3su2xua
Chinese men who refused to do so were sent to prison and sometimes executed. Now that is what I call being a little bitch. Its all the more humiliating when you consider the fact that the Han Chinese vastly outnumbered the Manchus but were still manipulated and controlled like a flock of sheep.
I don’t really think the US think its a mutual and cooperative alliance. as far as they’re concerned, everyone, including japan’s their bitch.
they do try to be more civil about it but it’s definitely not what you call an equal partnership.
as for a foreign emperor, lol
most of the dynasties were foreign anyway if you take a closer look.
shang and zhou were separate entities.
Qin was considered barbaric.
Liu Bang wasn’t originally from Qin.
Tang’s emperors were mixed.
Song never ruled the whole of china and had to pay tribute to Jin (foreign dynasty which claimed the mandate again?)
Yuan’s as foreign as they go.
Qing rulers might even look more chinese with the way they adopted chinese culture wholesale.
“Han” seems more of a political construct than an ethnic group.
But if you want to look for a “pure” Han/chinese dynasty which isn’t foreign, there’s maybe only 2-3 out of the whole lot?
how did a discussion on an old man’s hobby turn into an argument over who’s race is more beautiful?
Because we all are racists deep deep inside, in our subconscious.
head size
The US provides free military defense and extra trading privileges. They do not demand South Korea go to war against countries that the US is hostile to. The US does not control the Korean government nor are they exempt from Korean law.
Korea runs a huge trading surplus with the US and the US willingly sells advanced weaponry that countries like China/Cuba/Iran cannot hope to buy. You’re right, its not a equal relationship. Korea benefits much more then the US.
Anyone who believes Korea or Japan is America’s bitch is probably an idiot or Chinese. You sound like your typical bitter Chinese person whos jealous of the US having allies while China is stuck with a few rogue African states run by power hungry dictators.
The Manchus controlled the Chinese government and murdered all opposition. They imposed draconian laws and executed han Chinese dissidence. That is what I call being a “bitch”.
The US does no such thing in Korea. The US came to Korea’s aid voluntarily at the request of the South Korean government. The Manchus came to China by force.
Wtf.. i didn’t know that Asian women can have such massive jaws (mandible) until you posted those ugly North Korean girls. And i thought the previous Koreans have big jaws. How are the Chinese you posted considered uglier than the Koreans?? I don’t care whatever features they have that you try to claim, but they certainly don’t LOOK uglier than those gooks. And they look very southern.
Korean males(various age groups)
http://tinyurl.com/c2ro438
http://tinyurl.com/26jlh9s
http://tinyurl.com/7q279m7
Chinese males(various age groups)
http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PMO8074.jpg
http://tinyurl.com/bqh8dmf
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/8982/Chinese-Man_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg
http://www.flickr.com/photos/annika-ekholm/5680366837/
As you can see, Chinese men have very flat faces. The Korean men have angular jaws and skull structure. The jaw structure of Korean men is very masculine while the jaw structure of Chinese men is round and emasculate. Another noticeable difference is the shape of the head. Korean men have oval shaped heads while Chinese males tend to be round or at times even box like(Yao Ming is a prime example). The single most notable difference however is nose size and shape. The Korean men in the photo have smaller, pointier noses while the Chinese men have really wide and flat noses or as Koreans call them “gorilla nose”.
Note: I did not use celebrities. The second Korean guy is pretty danm good looking but hes actually a convicted murderer in prison right now.
Ordinary Korean students vs ordinary Chinese students
Korean(light skin, small head, oval head, small nose, lanky, tall)
http://tinyurl.com/6vv3j6g
http://www.cordonbleu.edu/Files/MediaFile/4594.jpg
Chinese(dark skin, large moon shaped heads, wide nose, flat features, squat)
http://www.valpo.edu/common/images/news/365.jpg
Both are dorky looking lol.
http://imageshack.us/f/259/chinstudents.png/
I find it quite entertaining that you would spend your free time researching and posting comments to fuel such a useless topic.
The fact of the matter is that Koreans share a gene pool with Mongolians and the environment necessarily resulted in features I listed above.
Scandinavians are necessarily different as there is evidence from fossil records that indicate they evolved from a different common ancestor than Asians. Similarly, diet plays a huge part in the way their body developed. The African example I illustrated above is the best because essentially the only experimental variable would be the environmental factors.
It doesn’t take much research at all. Its mostly observation and statistics. Anyone whos not completely blind can tell you that Koreans are taller, lighter, angular, smaller pointier nose, smaller head, longer limbs and stronger physique. While Chinese are shorter, darker, humungous flat moon face, really wide and flat gorilla like nose, squat body shape.
Koreans do share genes with Mongolians(who possess many non Chinese traits) but they both split from each several thousands of years ago. Mongolians stayed in the open steppes/ grass plains of Mongolia while Koreans adapted to the mountainous,coastal and forest regions of the Korean peninsula. The two may have come from the same common ancestor but adapted to different environments. Over thousands if years, differences began to develop. To claim that Koreans and Mongolians are genetically identical does not support genetic studies. Koreans are actually closer to Japanese and even Manchurians then they are to Mongolians according to research.
With that said, quit being an insecure baby and learn to live with the fact that human groups are not identical. Whites have light skin and Africans have dark skin. No one gets angered over this. Koreans have small pointy noses and oval shaped angular head, Chinese have humongous flat moon face with very wide nose and nostrils. Yet people like you get upset over this even though its entirely true.
Of course it doesn’t take much research.
You simply had to find samples of various ‘average’ looking Korean and Chinese children which support your hypothesis and link them to this site.
What I suppose takes longer is writing a few dozen 500 word comments to prove your imaginary point.
Doing something as unproductive like that is such a predictable Korean trait. Especially since no-one is going to actually open the links. Talk about wasting time.
If what you are saying is true, why do you feel the need to come onto a Chinese news based site and “prove” it to everyone. Nobody asked for your opinion in the first place. LOL! Insecure much?
Besides, you’re not going to convince anyone. In China, we call Koreans “Da Bing Lian”. It means big pancake face. Flat nose, small eyes, etc. It’s so ironic you’re trying to prove the opposite here. Laughable
Why so mad over the simple truth? Are you really that upset that Chinese people possess various traits that you deem unattractive? Theres a word for the behavior you are experiencing, its called an inferiority complex.
I also know for a fact that a lot of folks here have opened the links including you. Why else did you whine at me about using ugly representatives of Chinese? Oops, you’ve been caught. You got mad at me for using ugly representatives of Chinese when in reality they are your average Chinese folks. They only seem ugly because they don’t possess the phenotypes you deem attractive. The truth is such phenotypes are rare in China.
Koreans call Chinese people jjimp-bbang which means big headed Chinese. Its the exact same word Koreans use when describing “round bread” in Korea. They also make fun of the size of Chinese noses as well as the lack of hygenie. But thats besides the point because I don’t care about this. I’m only demonstrating Korean phenotypes vs Chinese phenotypes.
Its quite humorous that you place Chinese phenotypes like flat nose and pancake face as Korean traits. Really really funny. Then again, China is the same country that accuses the rest of the world of fabricating history so well all know you guys live in a fantasy world where everything is the exact opposite of what they really are.
Koreans do have small eyes but so do the Chinese. In fact the Chinese in the photos i’ve uploaded all have very small eyes by Korean standards.
http://www.valpo.edu/common/images/news/365.jpg
http://imageshack.us/f/259/chinstudents.png/
Maybe that explains why you guys are so ready to accuse Koreans of getting surgery. Its because you look in the mirror and all you see is a dark skinned slanty eyed Chinaman with a round moon head and wide nose with no bridge. Compare this to a Korean who looks the exact opposite.
This explains why no Korean in their right mind would claim the average person Chinese person gets surgery due to how “deficient” they look. Where as over a hundred thousand Chinese visit Korea each year to get plastic surgery to look like a Korean celebrity.
Since you’re so upset that I used “ugly Chinese” heres a picture of a Korean company using Chinese models to advertise cell phones.
http://www.cameraphonesplaza.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/new-lg-phones-for-the-chinese-people-01.jpg
Isn’t it almost comical at how big the heads of Chinese women are, even the ones who are supposed to be models?
Chinese at the Olympics
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00676/china-cheer-404_676901c.jpg
Chinese soldiers(slanty eyed)
http://tinyurl.com/7y22uy5
Chinese politicians(short stubby limbs and squat body, very dark skin).
http://tinyurl.com/bn9fxj3
Heres a picture of Korean politicians(lanky bodies, light skin)
http://images.ruc.edu.cn/images/2011-06-01/1306926360886.jpg
North Korean rally(small heads, lighter skin, longer bodies)
http://media.washtimes.com/media/image/2011/07/04/north-korea-koreas-te_lea_s640x391.jpg?de4ce79dd966ce7b191d04e0917b52f3cf1c27ac
Chinese group(dark,short,quat, round head,flat face, giant nose)
http://xy.scau.edu.cn/dwyxx/english/upfiles/200911/20091102190426281.jpg
And finally heres a picture of the Korean coast guard officer who was killed by that worthless gorilla nosed subhuman Chinese captain yesterday.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/12/12/1323680686123/South-Korean-coastguard-L-007.jpg
He represents Korean phenotype very well. Light and clear skin, oval head, strong jaw line, angular features, small pointy nose. He would have lived a long and fruitful life had it not been for those thuggish Chinese fishermen. Its a danm shame that someone like him had to die.
Coast guards family mourning
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/12/13/world/KOREA/KOREA-articleLarge.jpg
Heres a picture of that worthless piece of shit being apprehended.
http://beta.images.theglobeandmail.com/archive/01351/web_korea_china_1351930cl-8.jpg
You can’t see his face but you can tell hes your typical Chinaman. Short, cowardly, arrogant and rotten to the core. Stabbed the Korean coast guard in the back while he wasn’t looking. Why is this piece of shit allowed to live?
So are you some kind of fucking autist or what?
Autism? You mean like this Chinese guy?
http://www.williamhung.net/WilliamPic_G.jpg
I write a few paragraphs and you write a few essays in return. I think that demonstrates who is insecure in this context.
How do you know whether anyone has opened the links? It’s funny you make the assumption that people are taking you seriously.
I automatically assumed a gook or anyone making a derogatory comment would post evidence that supports their case.
Too bad to hear about the Korean coastal guard. Gook should have been paying attention. Maybe the Korean navy is generally incompetent? Take Cheonan as an example
I know for a fact that you opened the link, why else did you accuse me of using “ugly” chinese representatives? Its even more hilarious that you no longer even contest my observations. You are in fact the insecure one, why else are you so butthurt phenotypic differences between Koreans and Chinese? I’m only providing educational material and pictures. You only offer continuous crying and victimization.
Korea= light skin, small oval head, tall, lanky limb, small pointy nose etc.
China= dark skin, flat pizza face, short, squat, wide and flat gorrilla nose etc.
Its not my fault that you consider dark skin, great wall of china wide gorrilla nose and pizza head to be unattractive. Maybe you should blame your ancestors. Other than that, you comments about that Korean coastguard who was murdered in cold blood is disgusting and immature. It conveys typical third world sub human mentality that is prevalent in China. But I don’t think you would understand with how shitty the living standards is in China.
If you have nothing intelligent left to say then please take your humongous gorilla nose out of this topic.
Thanks!!!
Good representations of Chinese noses+Chinese vanity and narcissim.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CjtS5HuVx_w/SwqHRwRl6iI/AAAAAAAAAhM/G-GeHpDBuf0/s1600/23112009904XiuXiu.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/1t1kxj.jpg
http://photocdn.sohu.com/20051207/Img227671046.jpg
Isn’t it funny how unattractive Chinese men regularly post pictures of themselves believing they are attractive? Why is that?
Heres a Chinese woman who appeared on a Japanese show
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZsdRUZsUQ2XCllYPHB8OH1I9s2_udU8CbRxAhjJI0RIJ313TCS-micOLk
Another Chinese woman
http://www.crazychinesewoman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/xx11.jpg
The Great nose of China using computers
http://www.zbrushcentral.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=218608
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGe0hHvAGkc&ob=av2e
1:16
Lyrics: I think i’m Chinese, ain’t no body wants to love me.
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According to this Korean news report, tens of thousands of Chinese women visit Korea to get surgery in order to look like their favorite Korean celebrities.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP7K0X-K-Nk
No offense to Chinese folks but you guys should accept your phenotype and quit trying to imitate other groups. Theres nothing wrong with dark skin, flat and round pizza head or gorilla noses. Just take pride in your Chinese phenotype and quit behaving like Voice of China who’s incredibly insecure of his heritage.
I’m impressed of the picture of those S Koreans after surgery.
puffer:
Sorry puffer that you wasted so much time writing rubbish and lies.
http://www.geekinheels.com/2009/07/14/koreans-and-the-small-face-phenomenon.html
In general natural Koreans have bigger heads and faces compare to other Asians. That is why they have a small face phenomenon obsession and jaw/cheek bones reductions surgery commonly done and they are expert in this surgery.
If you want to look like a barbie doll with perfect oval face. Go to south korea. They can change your whole face into perfect oval and reduce the size of your face.
I’m not Asian, but I get what you’re saying:
Chinese=dark skinned, wide negro noses, short, and flat face
Koreans=light skin, thin nose, masculine, and taller
From what you’ve described I prefer the more caucasian/white appearance of Koreans compared to those dark, negroid, 3rd world-looking Chinese.
I am willing to kick out Japan and let Korea have “honorary white status”, as long as they’re allies!
Ahh…typical korean troll with a “korean #1 pride” mentality. Have you ever ponder to yourself why can’t you get a life like everyone else? Maybe your koreans friends can teach you how to hit on those plastic face girls instead of trolling on the internet 24/7. Putting a reference to Russell Peters in every comment isn’t helping either. You poor thing.
fsda
“typical korean troll with a “korean #1 pride” mentality.”
As if Chinese don’t have the #1 mentality. Wait they always refer to their glorious past 5000 years ago. Whatever greatness Chinese apparently had is long gone. Matter of fact Chinese shouldn’t refer tot their past since it will be contrasted by their current shit status quo. It will highlight just low they have become. Chinese know no bound in their quest to become low.
“Have you ever ponder to yourself why can’t you get a life like everyone else?”
What makes you think I don’t have a life? And how would you know if I did or not? And how does that relate to the utter retardness and immorality of the Chinese jackasses? It don’t.
“Putting a reference to Russell Peters in every comment isn’t helping either.”
Russel Peters is a f**king riot. He’s got the intolerable Cantonese accent down.
“You poor thing.”
I thank God I was not born in shit hole China everyday. Save your sympathy for the millions of children born in shit hole China every second. Chinese breeding must stop for the betterment of the world.
TAP SUM “Anssony” BONG!
It’s similar to toy cars for kids. If it costs just 4000 Yuan – then it’s not bad at all.
+3 years of hard work.
Chinese fisherman kills S. Korean navyman over fishing in free waters.
“Chinese fisherman kills S. Korean navyman over fishing in free waters.”
Chinese are shamelessly immoral. Like I’ve been saying: Chinese are bad for your health. For that coast a greasy Chinese monkey killed him. They need to shoot these bastards that attack the coast guards with good ol’ American made assualt weapons.
TAPSUMBONG!
More like shitty korean “commandos” get their asses kicked by a fisherman with a piece of broken glass
Huzhang
“get their asses kicked by a fisherman with a piece of broken glass”
Huzhang, you are a despicable human being! You and your 1.34 billion fellow cattles. Chinamen do not have an inkling of decency to even fight fair. They cheat by using a broken glass and commit murder to a coast guard who is doing his job who was not armed (and I guess Chinese are just doing their job of being immoral and vile, no surprise there).
I’m surprise Chinese fishermen haven’t attacked Koreans with Chinese meat cleavers, or maybe they did and I just don’t know about it.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/20/world/asia/japan-china-fisherman/index.html?hpt=ias_c2
Keep it up China and we’ll start shooting your greasy asses. We have given you enough chances to stop your illegal activities and we’ve even used humane tactics. No more.
TAPSUMBONG!
Oct27Sukoon I’m gonna go back to China some day.. Even toughh Jack and Irene were not part of my experiences there, you really know how to transmit the “feel” of the place, and I missed lots from reading you.MooM is right: You writing keeps getting better. Thanks Karlitto!
Damn I’m good. One comment from me totally changed the topic of this post.
TAPSUMBONG!
What you talking about it was dongshizhang who started the whole chain!.
STF!
No it wasn’t. And Chinese are bad for human beings!
TAP SUM BONG!
No use treating Chinese like a decent human beings. When Chinese encroach we need to take them out like the dirty pirates they are. Chinese need to stay within their borders. Chinese shit storm is coming, one piece of shit car like this jackass’ makeshift car at a time.
TAPSUMBONG!
Dont´t take the honour when it was not you!
Ordinary Korean students vs ordinary Chinese students(none of them are models)
Click on picture for full size
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/839/korvschin.png/
Koreans: Taller, lighter skin, pale white, smaller oval shaped heads, angular skull, lanky, smaller pointier nose, smaller lips.
Chinese: Shorter, darker skin, yellow orange, oversized round pizza shaped heads, flat skull, squat, very flat and wide gorilla like nose, wider lips.
Its really really easy to tell Koreans from Chinese if you follow the listed phenotypes. Even my white friends can tell Koreans apart from Chinese.
“Its really really easy to tell Koreans from Chinese…”
Yup and that’s why Chinese are flocking to Korea with their hard earned money to go under the knife to look Korean. Korean plastic surgeons don’t have enough hours of the day to cut up all the Chinese lined up.
And the Chinese blame Koreans for this phenomenon. I thought the Liberals/Leftist were the king of victimization…NOPE, it’s the Chinese who play the ultimate victim card.
Next time you see a Chinese walking down the street throw a chunk of pork meat and get the hell outta there.
TAPSUMBONG!
Lol this topic delivers. Everything Puffer says is true, its common knowledge. Chinese people in general are butt fucking ugly. The Chinese folks here are acting like pressed bitches because they know its true and can’t do anything about it.
I’m going to dress up as a Chinaman next Halloween just like these white people.
http://www.google.com/search?q=pig%20nose&biw=1200&bih=608&sei=nuLpTvTKGMygtwe9w-2xCg&tbm=isch
White people pretending to be Chinese
http://www.google.com/search?q=pig%20nose&biw=1200&bih=608&sei=nuLpTvTKGMygtwe9w-2xCg&tbm=isch
White people pretending to be Chinese
http://www.google.com/search?q=pig%20nose&biw=1200&bih=608&sei=nuLpTvTKGMygtwe9w-2xCg&tbm=isch
Good one Makron.
I live in a state famous for garage mechanics and hot rods. The best garage mechanics produce vehicles that are street legal and have the craftsmanship seen in a car fresh from a major car company.
Looking at this jeep thing I see poor design, poor welds, shoddy work, and rust. No American garage mechanic would showcase a creation without giving it a fresh coat of paint even if just primer…
I realize China is new to automobile culture, but by American standards this is really pathetic and shows the huge gap mainly in standards and craft between West and China. A junk jeep like that would get no attention in the states other than a smirk.
Mark
“but by American standards this is really pathetic and shows the huge gap mainly in standards and craft between West and China.”
To call this attempt “pathetic” does not do justice. And to call this a knock-off is a complement. It’s almost as if Chinese are competing with each other to see who’s the biggest loser of all. And these knuckleheads are making food, building infrastructure and producing baby formula. The world just got scarier than before.
Tell this cook to stick to cooking boy urine egg dishes.
TAPSUMBONG!
Ha Ha …I guess this dude must have one of those greasy shoddy looking back alley joints where they bring in filthy alley cats in cages and blow torch them alive at your table.
You Chinese and Koreans are pathetic. Dogs, each and every one of you. Both of you are inferior in both your physical failings and mental retardery. While you both remain bitches of the USA, you whine about which one of you dogs (Japanese included) are a little less pathetic than the other. Evey aspect of your culture is degrading and vile. Koreans are the worst of them all.
Turkmenistan people are the true pure people and will never sell out and become like you stupid herds of moron. We innovate and keep pride in our identity and heritage while scumbag Chinese choose to become pawns.
Bishkek nuts fo yo mouth, kooooey!
Forget link: http://www.uncorneredmarket.com/photos/picture/1770843962/
Ha, don’t listen to this Turkic pretender. Everyone know true free Turkic people are Kyrgyz only. Calling those comment as shit for brains is to give alms to a dead man! Without sense and worthless!
The only “herds of moron,” are from Ashgabutt Shitty, the true capital of mental retardery! You are Rusian bitches fo real! At least those Asian dogs blow Uncle Sam, you dogs blow Cousin Vanya!
Koreans and Chinee, listen to the truth! Your Asian power rivalry is like a two heads dog biting own’s tail! Rice is rice and you are all the same to us who are your fathers anyways. Study history to know that Kyrgyz is the father of all Asian people. Who’s your daddy? These Kyrgyz nuts, that’s who!
Fk off sand nigga you don’t even have your own country
chinese or korean
quite distinctive
you can easily tell
yes the odd few that resemble one another will fool you
otherwise
if you hang around enough
you can tell
heck, easy enough to tell which is from America, north, south, etc etc
all have their own styles and trends, even if they trying to copy, sorry but not everyone does that great of a job
i welcome surgery, too many ugly ppl out there that need to be banished from public society