Chef spends 4000 yuan homemaking a knockoff Hummer

| December 8th, 2011

EAEA82ACE12D1C4453512FBBB67C81B4

(From  Netease) Chinese folks have always had the self-entertaining mindset to compare little things to big renowned things even just for the slightest resemblance. We had a post last year talking about a homemade knockoff Lamborghini by a 25 years old guy. Recently a chef from Zigong City, Sichuan Province became famous on the Internet for spending only about 4000 yuan in designing and handcrafting what netizens called a knockoff “Hummer”.

20111207102422816

The 2 meter long, 1.5 meter high homemade auto took Qu Zhibo 3 years to build since he was busy running his own restaurant. Small as it is, it has everything an auto needed, it burns gasoline and can be driven in the similar manners of a normal car. The only difference lies in the starting – one have to start the kart from behind before jumping into the driver seat to drive, since the engine that remodeled from a motorcycle locates at the end.

From distance, the kart looks like Hummer or Jeep used in America military field operations. “I am a military fan, my design is inspired by armored command vehicle. I am thinking painting it camouflage to make it look more of a real thing.” Said Qu. As for craftsmanship, everything from engine cover, seats, car skin etc are completely handmade by Qu himself, except for steering wheel, tires, tank and engine which are bought parts.

“The kart took me 3 years of hard work, I spent days and nights working things out and designing, I am obsessed with it.” Qu smiled, “I spent nearly 4000 yuan in getting the hard wares, to include painting it, it could amount to 5000 yuan.”

Qu said his “Hummer” is for self-entertainment only. He used to run a suburban passenger transportation business so he knows well about what’s inside a car and how to fix small problems. Although the kart is not remotely comparable to that of a mass produced car, it is kind of swaggering to drive. It can go up to 30 km/h.

“I only drive it a little in front of my restaurant.” Qu is aware that it is against national regulation to put a homemade car on the road, “when I lend it to other people, I always warn them repeatedly to keep off the road.”

Qu invited the reporter to have a try. “Push the lever forward to come down a gear, and push it backward to increase, other things are similar to normal car.” Qu instructed the reporter, who practiced loosing clutch, shifting gear, stepping on gas and driving about in front of the restaurant. “Hey, it is kind of swaggering.” commented the reporter.

79 Comments | Leave a comment | Comment feed

  1. Bo Wang says:

    Hummer my ass, more like a crap jeep.

  2. dongshizhang says:

    Give this guy a cigar and a pair of aviators!

    “Hey, it is kind of swaggering.”

    Yes, he is. Leaders taking bribes, trashy hos showing off, and a restaurant owner who spent 3 years to build his own vehicle. Unfortunately the innovator has the bribe the leader to even think about having a chance with the hos.

  3. Gary says:

    The faux Lamborghini was a lot more amusing than this. Looking at this all you can think is “WTF?”

    Are those two garden tractor tires per hub? And a motorcycle engine that has to be started from outside?

  4. Augis says:

    It’s similar to toy cars for kids. If it costs just 4000 Yuan – then it’s not bad at all.

  5. voiceofhomer says:

    Chinese fisherman kills S. Korean navyman over fishing in free waters.

  6. puffer says:

    Ordinary Korean students vs ordinary Chinese students(none of them are models)

    Click on picture for full size
    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/839/korvschin.png/

    Koreans: Taller, lighter skin, pale white, smaller oval shaped heads, angular skull, lanky, smaller pointier nose, smaller lips.

    Chinese: Shorter, darker skin, yellow orange, oversized round pizza shaped heads, flat skull, squat, very flat and wide gorilla like nose, wider lips.

    Its really really easy to tell Koreans from Chinese if you follow the listed phenotypes. Even my white friends can tell Koreans apart from Chinese.

    • Makron says:

      Lol this topic delivers. Everything Puffer says is true, its common knowledge. Chinese people in general are butt fucking ugly. The Chinese folks here are acting like pressed bitches because they know its true and can’t do anything about it.

  7. Makron says:

    I’m going to dress up as a Chinaman next Halloween just like these white people.

    http://www.google.com/search?q=pig%20nose&biw=1200&bih=608&sei=nuLpTvTKGMygtwe9w-2xCg&tbm=isch

  8. Mark says:

    I live in a state famous for garage mechanics and hot rods. The best garage mechanics produce vehicles that are street legal and have the craftsmanship seen in a car fresh from a major car company.

    Looking at this jeep thing I see poor design, poor welds, shoddy work, and rust. No American garage mechanic would showcase a creation without giving it a fresh coat of paint even if just primer…

    I realize China is new to automobile culture, but by American standards this is really pathetic and shows the huge gap mainly in standards and craft between West and China. A junk jeep like that would get no attention in the states other than a smirk.

  9. Turkmenistan_First says:

    You Chinese and Koreans are pathetic. Dogs, each and every one of you. Both of you are inferior in both your physical failings and mental retardery. While you both remain bitches of the USA, you whine about which one of you dogs (Japanese included) are a little less pathetic than the other. Evey aspect of your culture is degrading and vile. Koreans are the worst of them all.

    Turkmenistan people are the true pure people and will never sell out and become like you stupid herds of moron. We innovate and keep pride in our identity and heritage while scumbag Chinese choose to become pawns.

  10. Kyrgyzstan4Lyfe says:

    Ha, don’t listen to this Turkic pretender. Everyone know true free Turkic people are Kyrgyz only. Calling those comment as shit for brains is to give alms to a dead man! Without sense and worthless!

    The only “herds of moron,” are from Ashgabutt Shitty, the true capital of mental retardery! You are Rusian bitches fo real! At least those Asian dogs blow Uncle Sam, you dogs blow Cousin Vanya!

    Koreans and Chinee, listen to the truth! Your Asian power rivalry is like a two heads dog biting own’s tail! Rice is rice and you are all the same to us who are your fathers anyways. Study history to know that Kyrgyz is the father of all Asian people. Who’s your daddy? These Kyrgyz nuts, that’s who!

  11. chinese_in_america says:

    chinese or korean
    quite distinctive
    you can easily tell
    yes the odd few that resemble one another will fool you
    otherwise
    if you hang around enough
    you can tell
    heck, easy enough to tell which is from America, north, south, etc etc

    all have their own styles and trends, even if they trying to copy, sorry but not everyone does that great of a job :P

    i welcome surgery, too many ugly ppl out there that need to be banished from public society

  12. Florencia says:

    Goood post. I will bee experiencing many of these issues as well..

  13. tumblr.com says:

    Good post. I learn something totally neww and challenging on
    blogs I stumbleupon everyday. It will always be helpful to read through content from other
    writers and practice a little something from their web sites.

  14. Jeremiah says:

    You’re so awesome! I don’t think I havve read through a single thing like
    this before. So gkod to find another person with some genuine
    thoughts on this topic. Really.. many thanks for starting this up.
    This website is one thing that is required on the internet, someone ith a little originality!

  15. Kina says:

    Have you ever thought about including a little bit
    more than just yoyr articles? I mean, what you say is fuhdamental and all.
    However imagine if you added some great picturs or videos to give
    your posts more, “pop”! Your contnt iss excellent but with
    images and clips, this site could undeniably be one of thhe very best in its field.
    Good blog!

  16. I know this if off topic but I’m looking into starting my own blog
    and was curious what all is needed to get set up? I’m assuming having a blog like yours would
    cost a pretty penny? I’m not very internet smart so I’m
    not 100% sure. Any recommendations or advice would be greatly appreciated.
    Thank you

  17. Lisa says:

    You are such a loser!

  18. dongshizhang says:

    I think Koreans have Chinese beat in the big head category

  19. fsda says:

    Ahh…typical korean troll with a “korean #1 pride” mentality. Have you ever ponder to yourself why can’t you get a life like everyone else? Maybe your koreans friends can teach you how to hit on those plastic face girls instead of trolling on the internet 24/7. Putting a reference to Russell Peters in every comment isn’t helping either. You poor thing.

  20. Bo Wang says:

    Koreans are also paler and Korean men are circumcised.

  21. Puffer says:

    Korean men are much usually taller, lighter skin, heavier bone and musculature, smaller and pointer nose, smaller mouth, oval shaped head and clear skin.

    Chinese are usually shorter, darker, squat looking, wide flat nose and flat faced, round head, grittier skin(pollution and poor diet)?

    Some Northern Chinese can look like Koreans but the majority of Chinese look like Southern Cantonese. Koreans tend to have bigger heads due to being much taller.

  22. Bo Wang says:

    Wow you really paint a flattering picture of Korean features. You forgot to mention that Koreans also have flat faces and are squat looking. Their heads are big due to disproportion not because they’re taller. Don’t forget the slit eyes and really broad faces.

  23. Puffer says:

    Why so upset over an observation? Chinese are shorter, darker skinned, wider and flatter nose, squat in shape and short legs compared to Koreans. Chinese people in general have round heads(pie shaped) while Koreans have oval heads(egg shaped). Just google “Korean people” and “Chinese people” and you will see a big difference in skin color, nose size, body structure and face shape. Heres a group of ordinary Chinese students and Korean students. They are not models or celebrities. To make the comparison fare, I did not use poor Chinese students from farming communities. The Chinese kids in the photo are privileged.

    Chinese
    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/259/chinstudents.png/

    Chinese students(big pizza heads), flat nose
    http://www.jingdaily.com/kaizhi/jing/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chinese_students_footbridge.jpg

    Gigantic Chinese heads, flat wide nose
    http://www.huntersvilleherald.com/wp-content/uploads/Cannon_Chinese-Students.jpg

    Koreans
    http://uteli.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/korea-nest_sm.jpg

    http://blog.pennlive.com/lehighvalley/2007/12/piuskoreanstudents.jpg

    http://riseabovecebu.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/the-korean-students.jpg

    http://tinyurl.com/7cohg22

    Notice how much darker the Chinese students are. The Koreans are as light skinned as caucasians. Koreans are noticably taller, possess lankier bodies and smaller heads in proportion. I really dont know where you get the idea that Koreans have big heads. Big heads were traditionally considered a Chinese stereotype. Chinese in general are shorter with stubby arms and big heads which makes them look squat. In fact Koreans regularly make fun of the Chinese for it.

    The most notable trait is the size of the nose. Koreans have smaller, pointier noses with a higher bridge. Chinese have really wide gorilla like noses that are flat. Of course China is a diverse place and certain Northern Chinese groups do possess a Korean nose.

    It is not surprising that Koreans possess the traits they do and Chinese don’t. Koreans adapted to the colder northern climate while China contains significant admixture with South east asians(Filipinos, Cambodians, Laotians) and negritos. If you look at South East Asia, they possess dark skin color, short height and wide noses just like the majority of Chinese do.

  24. Huzhang says:

    That’s bullshit
    Koreans have huge moon faces with massive cheekbones like that guy from Lost

    And what’s wrong with being darker? I’m Cantonese and I’m a bit browner than a northerner, so what?

  25. puffer says:

    Korean males(various age groups)
    http://tinyurl.com/c2ro438

    http://tinyurl.com/26jlh9s

    http://tinyurl.com/7q279m7

    Chinese males(various age groups)
    http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PMO8074.jpg

    http://tinyurl.com/bqh8dmf

    http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/8982/Chinese-Man_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/annika-ekholm/5680366837/

    As you can see, Chinese men have very flat faces. The Korean men have angular jaws and skull structure. The jaw structure of Korean men is very masculine while the jaw structure of Chinese men is round and emasculate. Another noticeable difference is the shape of the head. Korean men have oval shaped heads while Chinese males tend to be round or at times even box like(Yao Ming is a prime example). The single most notable difference however is nose size and shape. The Korean men in the photo have smaller, pointier noses while the Chinese men have really wide and flat noses or as Koreans call them “gorilla nose”.

    Note: I did not use celebrities. The second Korean guy is pretty danm good looking but hes actually a convicted murderer in prison right now.

  26. expatriot says:

    I’m not Asian, but I get what you’re saying:

    Chinese=dark skinned, wide negro noses, short, and flat face

    Koreans=light skin, thin nose, masculine, and taller

    From what you’ve described I prefer the more caucasian/white appearance of Koreans compared to those dark, negroid, 3rd world-looking Chinese.

    I am willing to kick out Japan and let Korea have “honorary white status”, as long as they’re allies!

  27. OhChina says:

    well, I feel reluctant to reply but since you’re insecure enough googling images to make a point, I better shot it out too.

    you are talking about the chinese in china town who are mostly cantonese descendant, not the chinese in china. Most chinese stay in their own provinces, however, as of today, many move to Guangdong and settle down there, but the cantonese don’t usually go up, so maybe the differences between us can be less and less, just like the hongkongers.

    the majority of chinese are in sino-tibetan stock that is very different from the Koreans, it’a a fact that both N/S chinese despite the differences between these two, don’t look like koreans. However overlapping is not less common, some Chinese/Koreans/Japanese can look alike.

    the cantonese chinese and people of some other southern provinces Indeed can look quite different, not all of them, but many, nevertheless they are still chinese so we are related regardlessly, they are actually the result of Chinese troops intermixed with natives.

    China is a vast country, a lot of histories happened here. Korea is like a peanut compared to China, so it’s perfectly natural that the Koreans are much much less diverse than the Chinese.

    also the south Koreans are beauty freaks(I use the word freak not to insult) who can do anything to make them look paler or prettier, even the boys alway try to stay out of the sunlight, rub creams on the face so they look whiter, not to mention the girls. on the other hand, the north Koreans, still 100% koreans, look much uglier darker and shorter, why? you know better than me.

  28. Anon says:

    Ewww.. those pics proved that Koreans have ugly square jaws. Bony faces are very unappealing to me.

  29. OhChina says:

    I don’t why I’m even bothered to reason with them. they’re here purely to insult

  30. Puffer says:

    “”””also the south Koreans are beauty freaks(I use the word freak not to insult) who can do anything to make them look paler or prettier, even the boys alway try to stay out of the sunlight, rub creams on the face so they look whiter, not to mention the girls. on the other hand, the north Koreans, still 100% koreans, look much uglier darker and shorter, why? you know better than me.”””””
    ====
    Your comments about men behaving like that sounds more like Chinese fairy tales and jealousy rather than reality. Koreans are lighter in skin color due to genetics. It has nothing to do with men putting on skin whitening creams. Chinese people are simply darker. Eating Kimchi will not magically give a Chinese person a smaller nose, oval shaped head and lighter skin.

    The reason why North Koreans are “uglier” than South Koreans has more to do with 98% of the population being severely malnourished and working in the fields all day. In fact I believe North Koreans are the reason why certain Chinese believe Koreans have large heads. North Koreans are severely malnourished with stunted body growth. Their heads grow but their bodies remain stunted. You end up with an adult with the body of a 12 year old.

    The average North Korean male is actually shorter than the average South Korean female high school student.

  31. Sakim says:

    Thanks Pete, it means alot to me that you like the site. Hey, you were the one with the perm back then….more ataercculy”afro”. Didn’t think I’d live to be an Ajima!

  32. Puffer says:

    Theres nothing wrong with having dark skin. I was merely making an observation about Koreans vs Chinese until certain individuals got butt hurt over it.

    The guy on lost(Daniel Dae Kim) does not have a huge moon face although he does have very prominent cheek bones which are looked upon favorably in the modeling world. Daniel Dae Kim represents the exact opposite of someone with a flat moon face. The polar opposite in fact. He has an angular oval shaped head with a very strong jawline. His skull structure resembles that of an american superhero.

    http://comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/17374/ddkim.jpg

    Someone with a oversized and flat moon face would be Chinese singer William Hung-

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4vsnIF-6DTM/Tq7VHYGQhcI/AAAAAAAAAzk/GjPcF1fGau4/s400/hung4.jpg

    Or Hu Jintao who literally looks like the moon
    http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01441/HuJintao_1441945c.jpg

    These Chinese students(especially the girls) have massive moon shaped heads and very flat faces
    http://www.huntersvilleherald.com/wp-content/uploads/Cannon_Chinese-Students.jpg

    Jia Qinglin possesses many traits that are prevalent in Chinese but rare in Koreans(Dark skin, round head, flat face, very flat and wide nose etc)
    http://www.humanrights.cn/en/Messages/Focus/focus013/6/W020090304337544453417.jpg

    Koreans in general have more angular and oval shaped heads. As the saying goes, Koreans are eggs, Chinese are pizza pies.

  33. S. Smith says:

    do you realise how disgusting you sound?
    look down upon SEAs thinking you folks look closer to Caucasoid?
    you people are really shallow and disgusting
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0JmwKiprdY
    this is korean, a disgraceful race, a country just being known recently, living like parasites under the shadow of China when China was powerful, then turned into slaves of Japan when Japan was powerful, now you became the USA’s bitch because the USA is powerful, and feel so good about yourselves, disgusting

  34. Puffer says:

    Heres the perfect representation of Korean phenotype vs Chinese phenotype.

    UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon(Korea) meeting with Hu Jintao(China)

    http://blogs.reuters.com/global//files/2010/11/cr_mega_44_cfcd208495d565ef66e7dff9f98764da.jpg

    Notice that Ban has a very angular and oval shaped head. He also has a smaller and pointier nose with very high nose bridge. Hu Jintao has a round head and very flat+wide nose. Hu’s nose bridge stops midway between the mouth and eyes. You can also tell the difference in skin color. Not only are Koreans lighter on average but the Chinese possess a uniquely yellowish hue to their skin color. Even light skinned pale Chinese still have this yellow skin. Pale Koreans rarely if ever possess this trait.

  35. Puffer says:

    Why are you so mad over accurate observations? Koreans and Chinese do not look alike.

    There are also several things wrong with your comment

    1. Koreans do look down on SEAs but so do the rest of Northern Asia. SEAs look down on other SEAs as well. Its human nature to look down on the less fortunate outsider simply because he has less to offer.
    2. Koreans do not claim to look closer to caucasoid. I was merely pointing out the difference in appearance
    3. If you did that same test in China, you would get similar results.
    4. If you did that same test using African Americans in the US or used Muslims in Europe you would also get similar results.
    5. Koreans did not live like parasites under China. Ancient Korean kingdoms wanted to trade with China but the Emperor did not allow it unless Korea agreed to pay tribute to the Chinese emperor.
    6. Korea was an involuntary “slave” to Japan which was unfortunate but it sure as heck beats China who was ruled/partially ruled by the following groups in the last 1000 years

    Communists
    Japanese
    British Empire
    Russia
    French Empire
    United States
    German Empire
    Austria Hungary
    Italy
    Manchus
    Jurchen
    Mongols
    Khitans

    7. Korea is not the US’s bitch. China is in fact the US’s “bitch”, isn’t that why you’re busy making cheap furniture, plastic cups and shoes for your western masters who employ you?

  36. OhChina says:

    FFS, the Koreans really think we want to look like them.

  37. Bo Wang says:

    “Korea is not the US’s bitch”

    Is that why there’s 30,000 US military personnel occupying S. Korea?

  38. Puffer says:

    You are clearly insecure because no one ever made such a claim here. I was merely pointing out my observations between the two groups.

    Claiming that one group has a certain phenotype that is more common is not racist.

    Is it racist to say that Africans have darker skin than whites? Is it racist to say Vietnamese are shorter than Scandinavians? Is it really that racist to say Chinese have flatter and wider noses than Koreans?

    You come off as a bitter person who cannot accept anything other than flattery.

  39. OhChina says:

    “the majority of chinese are in sino-tibetan stock that is very different from the Koreans, it’a a fact that both N/S chinese despite the differences between these two, don’t look like koreans. ”
    Here is what I said and yet you keep saying “Koreans and Chinese do not look alike.” what are you implying? did anyone say otherwise?obsessed much?

    If some people can’t tell the differences between K and C, then there’s not much you can do, they probably don’t even care.

    See, it’s you the koreans who come in and seek for tension, I mean, you seek for fight, you will get one.

    You guys have some unique features that make you Korean, we have some unique features(the flat nose, darker skin in your list) that make us Chinese, life goes on, why bother each other?

  40. Voice of China says:

    Korean v Chinese phenotypes have been discussed time and time again. It’s hardly worth going back to.

    Generally Koreans on average have a higher incidence of mongoloid eyelids, as well as having flatter faces and shorter stubbier legs (provides reduced surface area exposure to cold).

    Some of these are genetic developments which stem from the fact South Koreans essentially share a genetic pool with the early Mongolians and the Eskimos in Siberia. The rest are essentially evolutionary as those traits help them cope with colder and harsher environments.

    Can I go on forever about why South Korea is inferior? Sure, but I don’t need to. There’s a general consensus already about what Koreans are like without the need to add insult to injury. Giving a brief explanation of how Korean phenotypes developed that way is merely an objective way to address the obvious.

    On an overtone however, we can see clearly that puffer is a good example of a pseudo-intellectual. Aside from being incorrect and/or disingenuous in his examples and statements of fact, he also doesn’t understand basic economics.

    Too bad Puffer couldn’t pay me enough to educate him. He’d probably need to save up that Korean Won to feed his family this Christmas.

  41. puffer says:

    “”Is that why there’s 30,000 US military personnel occupying S. Korea?””

    Nope, US forces in Korea came when the South Korean government requested aid against the invading North Korean army during the Korean war. North Korea had access to Soviet tanks, artillery and pilots while South Korea was mostly a militia army with next to no artillery. After the war, Korea became a vital ally to the US in holding back communism. It has nothing to do with the US “conquering” South Korea or turning it into its “bitch”. It was a mutual and cooperative alliance.

    A true example of a nation becoming someones “bitch” would be the Manchus conquering and ruling China for almost 300 years. A foreigner became the emperor of China and executed every pure blooded han in his way.
    Chinese men were forced to shave their heads bald and wear a ponytail. This incredibly stupid looking hairstyle(known as queue) was mandatory for all Chinese men as a symbol of submissiveness to their Manchu masters.

    http://tinyurl.com/3su2xua

    Chinese men who refused to do so were sent to prison and sometimes executed. Now that is what I call being a little bitch. Its all the more humiliating when you consider the fact that the Han Chinese vastly outnumbered the Manchus but were still manipulated and controlled like a flock of sheep.

  42. puffer says:

    Thats exactly my point. Why are you guys so upset over my observations? Theres nothing shameful about being dark or having a wide nose.

    Koreans are taller, lighter skinned, smaller oval head, lanky body, small nose.

    Chinese are shorter, darker skinned, large round head, shorter squat body, flat and wide nose.

    Theres nothing wrong with any of these traits. I was just pointing them out when someone made the comment that Koreans had bigger heads then Chinese which is completely untrue. It was you guys who got offended because you thought I was trying to denigrate.

  43. puffer says:

    Koreans do have higher incidence of mongoloid eyes due to living in colder climates. The climate is also responsible for Koreans having much more angular and chiseled face, smaller pointer nose, higher nose bridge, lighter skin, oval shaped head, smaller mouth, greater height, lankier limbs and stronger physical build.

    On the opposite end, Chinese admixture with South East Asians and negritos results in round pie shaped face, very wide nose, flat facial features, short stubby limbs, darker skin color with yellowish hue and weaker physical build. In fact the average Chinese person is shorter than the Japanese according to government statistics.

    Your comments about Koreans having shorter and stubbier legs is unfounded and inaccurate. I’ve already shown several pictures to prove otherwise. Simply compare Northern Europeons(Scandinavians) who are amongst the tallest people in the world and possess lanky limbs to the people of the dark skinned Mediterranean peoples who are a lot shorter. Colder climate on the mainland results in greater height, longer limbs and smaller heads.

    Heres a photo of a Korean Christian group who was captured in Afghanastan many years ago

    http://eyeofthetiger09.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/koreans.jpg

    Heres a picture of Chinese women with a white male.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ky2SQtYKBlY/Tj1b-WO4JoI/AAAAAAAABhg/goCcp8VPvJc/s1600/chinaPeople05.jpg

    Notice how humongous the head of the Chinese women are. Also notice how round and flat it is compared to Koreans and white people. Koreans have much lankier bodies due to greater height and smaller head which makes the limbs seem longer.

    The Chinese women on the other hand have massive heads which makes it seem like they are 5 foot tall. Men tend to have much larger heads then women but the Chinese women in the photo dwarf the white guy in head size.

    PS, your comments about Koreans being inferior is probably a sign of your own inferiority complex. Theres nothing wrong with be short or dark skinned or having a very wide nose and big round moon head. We’re all human.

  44. Jason says:

    I don’t really think the US think its a mutual and cooperative alliance. as far as they’re concerned, everyone, including japan’s their bitch.
    they do try to be more civil about it but it’s definitely not what you call an equal partnership.

    as for a foreign emperor, lol

    most of the dynasties were foreign anyway if you take a closer look.
    shang and zhou were separate entities.
    Qin was considered barbaric.
    Liu Bang wasn’t originally from Qin.
    Tang’s emperors were mixed.
    Song never ruled the whole of china and had to pay tribute to Jin (foreign dynasty which claimed the mandate again?)
    Yuan’s as foreign as they go.
    Qing rulers might even look more chinese with the way they adopted chinese culture wholesale.

    “Han” seems more of a political construct than an ethnic group.
    But if you want to look for a “pure” Han/chinese dynasty which isn’t foreign, there’s maybe only 2-3 out of the whole lot?

  45. Anon says:

    Wtf.. i didn’t know that Asian women can have such massive jaws (mandible) until you posted those ugly North Korean girls. And i thought the previous Koreans have big jaws. How are the Chinese you posted considered uglier than the Koreans?? I don’t care whatever features they have that you try to claim, but they certainly don’t LOOK uglier than those gooks. And they look very southern.

  46. Jason says:

    how did a discussion on an old man’s hobby turn into an argument over who’s race is more beautiful?

  47. puffer says:

    The US provides free military defense and extra trading privileges. They do not demand South Korea go to war against countries that the US is hostile to. The US does not control the Korean government nor are they exempt from Korean law.
    Korea runs a huge trading surplus with the US and the US willingly sells advanced weaponry that countries like China/Cuba/Iran cannot hope to buy. You’re right, its not a equal relationship. Korea benefits much more then the US.

    Anyone who believes Korea or Japan is America’s bitch is probably an idiot or Chinese. You sound like your typical bitter Chinese person whos jealous of the US having allies while China is stuck with a few rogue African states run by power hungry dictators.

    The Manchus controlled the Chinese government and murdered all opposition. They imposed draconian laws and executed han Chinese dissidence. That is what I call being a “bitch”.

    The US does no such thing in Korea. The US came to Korea’s aid voluntarily at the request of the South Korean government. The Manchus came to China by force.

  48. puffer says:

    Ordinary Korean students vs ordinary Chinese students

    Korean(light skin, small head, oval head, small nose, lanky, tall)
    http://tinyurl.com/6vv3j6g

    http://www.cordonbleu.edu/Files/MediaFile/4594.jpg

    Chinese(dark skin, large moon shaped heads, wide nose, flat features, squat)
    http://www.valpo.edu/common/images/news/365.jpg

    Both are dorky looking lol.
    http://imageshack.us/f/259/chinstudents.png/

  49. Voice of China says:

    [blockquote] The climate is also responsible for Koreans having much more angular and chiseled face, smaller pointer nose, higher nose bridge, lighter skin, oval shaped head, smaller mouth, greater height, lankier limbs and stronger physical build. [/blockquote]

    Firstly, having an angular and chiseled face, or a smaller or “pointier” nose doesn’t help in any way to mitigate exposure to cold environments. So your paragraph doesn’t make any sense.

    Secondly, if we take the continent of Africa as an example, there is a large variance of height between the population demography of different countries. Sudan and Pygmy as examples of polar opposites. Generally, Pygmy are shorter and have stubbier legs, as this helps reduce the total surface area that is exposed to the cold environments.

    If we use the analogy above as an illustration, Sundanese = Chinese, Pygmy = Korean. It makes evolutionary sense. Unlike the bullshit that you wrote :)

    Having a flat nose also helps in effectively warming up the air that enters into the nose and is another evolutionary trait that Koreans have in common with their Mongolion brothers.

    If I wanted to, I’m sure I could find plenty of pictures of ugly Koreans with all the features you listed above. But unlike you, I don’t care enough to do so.

    You Koreans are pretty pathetic :D Hahaha.

  50. puffer says:

    Whats this crap you spew about Northern races having short stocky limbs, short height or flat face? Sorry Voice of China but you should quit putting your own racial phenotypes(which you apparently have a huge inferiority complex over) on other groups. Scandinavians adapted to very cold climates. They are the tallest people in the world with very angular faces and lanky bodies. Kinda like how Koreans are the tallest, lightest skinned and most angular ethnicity in Asia. The Northern races tend to not only be taller but have smaller, pointier noses to. Your argument about small noses not mitigating the cold is beyond moronic. The smaller pointier noses are prevalent in the Northern races(Europeons, Koreans, Mongolians, Japanese). Flat and wise nose is common in Africans, Chinese, South east asians and negritos. This isn’t speculation, its fact. Having a flat and wide nose is advantageous in arid environments. But that’s besides the point because your comment about certain African groups being tall is pointless to this discussion.

    The fact is, South East Asians and Chinese are not tall by any means. The average chinaman is in fact shorter than the average Japanese person. You know, the same folks Koreans make fun of for being midgets. I provided numerous photos of ordinary Koreans and Chinese in groups and all evidence points to Chinese being darker, shorter, incredibly flat and wide nose, flat round moon face, squat build etc. Chinese people have a high tendency of having oversized round pizza heads. Northern races tend to have smaller heads that are oval in shape and angular.

    The rest of your comments is nothing but you insulting me while projecting your abysmally pathetic inferiority complex. Good day.

  51. puffer says:

    “”If I wanted to, I’m sure I could find plenty of pictures of ugly Koreans with all the features you listed above. But unlike you, I don’t care enough to do so.”””

    This is why you’re such a sad and pathetic individual voice of China. I did not purposefully choose ugly pictures of Chinese and beautiful pictures of Koreans. The people in the photos I selected are average day to day folks. Ordinary students or working people. None of the Koreans I chose are world beating models. You honestly think Ban Ki Moon is Mr. Suave? Some of the Koreans in my photos are ugly too.

    You making such the claim that I selectively chose ugly Chinese representatives pretty much confirms that you consider your own ethnicity to be incredibly ugly. You only think the Chinese people in the photos are ugly because they do not possess the traits you deem as desirable(light skin, small oval head, small pointy nose, small mouth, tall lanky body etc). And truth be told, those traits are rare in Chinese people. This is why you’re pathetic. Because you have a gigantic inferiority complex. You are ashamed of the appearance of Chinese people so you attack me instead. Its not my fault that your average Chinese person is darker, shorter, flatter faced, wider nosed, squat body shape with pizza pie head. Its your fault that you get offended over a simple fact.

  52. puffer says:

    Heres an example of ordinary Korean students vs ordinary Chinese students. Contrary to what you believe Voice of China, I am not using Korean models or ugly representatives of China. If I was feeling truly mean, I could instead use photos of rural Chinese kids but chose not to. The Chinese kids in the photos are privileged.

    Korean
    http://tinyurl.com/6vv3j6g

    Chinese
    http://www.huntersvilleherald.com/wp-content/uploads/Cannon_Chinese-Students.jpg

    The Chinese students have oversized heads, darker skin, very very very round heads and really wide and flat nose. Pretty much what ive been saying all along. The Korean students have oval shaped angular heads, very light skin,peitite pointy nose with high nose bridge and longer bodies and limbs

    Want another examples? Just compare those Chinese school girls from earlier to these starving Korean school girls from the 1950s.

    http://tinyurl.com/8a6w7yg

    The Korean girls still have oval heads, angular faces etc.Heres another example-

    Malnourished North Korean womens soccer team
    http://www.journalog.net/_upload/blog/0000000328/201002041546341.jpg

    Chinese girls
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_xhvq6b3bZM/TZPVuYqdX1I/AAAAAAAAB80/oly6c34IDIo/s1600/SBS+girls+in+front+of+dorm.jpg

    Chinese have gigantic round heads and very dark skin. Very wide nose and squat body type.

  53. Voice of China says:

    I find it quite entertaining that you would spend your free time researching and posting comments to fuel such a useless topic.

    The fact of the matter is that Koreans share a gene pool with Mongolians and the environment necessarily resulted in features I listed above.

    Scandinavians are necessarily different as there is evidence from fossil records that indicate they evolved from a different common ancestor than Asians. Similarly, diet plays a huge part in the way their body developed. The African example I illustrated above is the best because essentially the only experimental variable would be the environmental factors.

  54. Huzhang says:

    More like shitty korean “commandos” get their asses kicked by a fisherman with a piece of broken glass

  55. puffer says:

    It doesn’t take much research at all. Its mostly observation and statistics. Anyone whos not completely blind can tell you that Koreans are taller, lighter, angular, smaller pointier nose, smaller head, longer limbs and stronger physique. While Chinese are shorter, darker, humungous flat moon face, really wide and flat gorilla like nose, squat body shape.

    Koreans do share genes with Mongolians(who possess many non Chinese traits) but they both split from each several thousands of years ago. Mongolians stayed in the open steppes/ grass plains of Mongolia while Koreans adapted to the mountainous,coastal and forest regions of the Korean peninsula. The two may have come from the same common ancestor but adapted to different environments. Over thousands if years, differences began to develop. To claim that Koreans and Mongolians are genetically identical does not support genetic studies. Koreans are actually closer to Japanese and even Manchurians then they are to Mongolians according to research.

    With that said, quit being an insecure baby and learn to live with the fact that human groups are not identical. Whites have light skin and Africans have dark skin. No one gets angered over this. Koreans have small pointy noses and oval shaped angular head, Chinese have humongous flat moon face with very wide nose and nostrils. Yet people like you get upset over this even though its entirely true.

  56. Voice of China says:

    Of course it doesn’t take much research.

    You simply had to find samples of various ‘average’ looking Korean and Chinese children which support your hypothesis and link them to this site.

    What I suppose takes longer is writing a few dozen 500 word comments to prove your imaginary point.

    Doing something as unproductive like that is such a predictable Korean trait. Especially since no-one is going to actually open the links. Talk about wasting time.

    If what you are saying is true, why do you feel the need to come onto a Chinese news based site and “prove” it to everyone. Nobody asked for your opinion in the first place. LOL! Insecure much?

    Besides, you’re not going to convince anyone. In China, we call Koreans “Da Bing Lian”. It means big pancake face. Flat nose, small eyes, etc. It’s so ironic you’re trying to prove the opposite here. Laughable :D

  57. puffer says:

    Why so mad over the simple truth? Are you really that upset that Chinese people possess various traits that you deem unattractive? Theres a word for the behavior you are experiencing, its called an inferiority complex.

    I also know for a fact that a lot of folks here have opened the links including you. Why else did you whine at me about using ugly representatives of Chinese? Oops, you’ve been caught. You got mad at me for using ugly representatives of Chinese when in reality they are your average Chinese folks. They only seem ugly because they don’t possess the phenotypes you deem attractive. The truth is such phenotypes are rare in China.

    Koreans call Chinese people jjimp-bbang which means big headed Chinese. Its the exact same word Koreans use when describing “round bread” in Korea. They also make fun of the size of Chinese noses as well as the lack of hygenie. But thats besides the point because I don’t care about this. I’m only demonstrating Korean phenotypes vs Chinese phenotypes.

    Its quite humorous that you place Chinese phenotypes like flat nose and pancake face as Korean traits. Really really funny. Then again, China is the same country that accuses the rest of the world of fabricating history so well all know you guys live in a fantasy world where everything is the exact opposite of what they really are.

    Koreans do have small eyes but so do the Chinese. In fact the Chinese in the photos i’ve uploaded all have very small eyes by Korean standards.

    http://www.valpo.edu/common/images/news/365.jpg

    http://imageshack.us/f/259/chinstudents.png/

    Maybe that explains why you guys are so ready to accuse Koreans of getting surgery. Its because you look in the mirror and all you see is a dark skinned slanty eyed Chinaman with a round moon head and wide nose with no bridge. Compare this to a Korean who looks the exact opposite.

    This explains why no Korean in their right mind would claim the average person Chinese person gets surgery due to how “deficient” they look. Where as over a hundred thousand Chinese visit Korea each year to get plastic surgery to look like a Korean celebrity.

  58. puffer says:

    Since you’re so upset that I used “ugly Chinese” heres a picture of a Korean company using Chinese models to advertise cell phones.

    http://www.cameraphonesplaza.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/new-lg-phones-for-the-chinese-people-01.jpg

    Isn’t it almost comical at how big the heads of Chinese women are, even the ones who are supposed to be models?

    Chinese at the Olympics
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00676/china-cheer-404_676901c.jpg

    Chinese soldiers(slanty eyed)
    http://tinyurl.com/7y22uy5

    Chinese politicians(short stubby limbs and squat body, very dark skin).
    http://tinyurl.com/bn9fxj3

    Heres a picture of Korean politicians(lanky bodies, light skin)
    http://images.ruc.edu.cn/images/2011-06-01/1306926360886.jpg

    North Korean rally(small heads, lighter skin, longer bodies)
    http://media.washtimes.com/media/image/2011/07/04/north-korea-koreas-te_lea_s640x391.jpg?de4ce79dd966ce7b191d04e0917b52f3cf1c27ac

    Chinese group(dark,short,quat, round head,flat face, giant nose)
    http://xy.scau.edu.cn/dwyxx/english/upfiles/200911/20091102190426281.jpg

  59. puffer says:

    And finally heres a picture of the Korean coast guard officer who was killed by that worthless gorilla nosed subhuman Chinese captain yesterday.

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/12/12/1323680686123/South-Korean-coastguard-L-007.jpg

    He represents Korean phenotype very well. Light and clear skin, oval head, strong jaw line, angular features, small pointy nose. He would have lived a long and fruitful life had it not been for those thuggish Chinese fishermen. Its a danm shame that someone like him had to die.

    Coast guards family mourning
    http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/12/13/world/KOREA/KOREA-articleLarge.jpg

    Heres a picture of that worthless piece of shit being apprehended.
    http://beta.images.theglobeandmail.com/archive/01351/web_korea_china_1351930cl-8.jpg

    You can’t see his face but you can tell hes your typical Chinaman. Short, cowardly, arrogant and rotten to the core. Stabbed the Korean coast guard in the back while he wasn’t looking. Why is this piece of shit allowed to live?

  60. Huzhang says:

    So are you some kind of fucking autist or what?

  61. puffer says:

    Autism? You mean like this Chinese guy?

    http://www.williamhung.net/WilliamPic_G.jpg

  62. Voice of China says:

    I write a few paragraphs and you write a few essays in return. I think that demonstrates who is insecure in this context.

    How do you know whether anyone has opened the links? It’s funny you make the assumption that people are taking you seriously.

    I automatically assumed a gook or anyone making a derogatory comment would post evidence that supports their case.

    Too bad to hear about the Korean coastal guard. Gook should have been paying attention. Maybe the Korean navy is generally incompetent? Take Cheonan as an example :D

  63. puffer says:

    I know for a fact that you opened the link, why else did you accuse me of using “ugly” chinese representatives? Its even more hilarious that you no longer even contest my observations. You are in fact the insecure one, why else are you so butthurt phenotypic differences between Koreans and Chinese? I’m only providing educational material and pictures. You only offer continuous crying and victimization.

    Korea= light skin, small oval head, tall, lanky limb, small pointy nose etc.

    China= dark skin, flat pizza face, short, squat, wide and flat gorrilla nose etc.

    Its not my fault that you consider dark skin, great wall of china wide gorrilla nose and pizza head to be unattractive. Maybe you should blame your ancestors. Other than that, you comments about that Korean coastguard who was murdered in cold blood is disgusting and immature. It conveys typical third world sub human mentality that is prevalent in China. But I don’t think you would understand with how shitty the living standards is in China.

    If you have nothing intelligent left to say then please take your humongous gorilla nose out of this topic.

    Thanks!!!

  64. puffer says:

    Good representations of Chinese noses+Chinese vanity and narcissim.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CjtS5HuVx_w/SwqHRwRl6iI/AAAAAAAAAhM/G-GeHpDBuf0/s1600/23112009904XiuXiu.jpg

    http://i39.tinypic.com/1t1kxj.jpg

    http://photocdn.sohu.com/20051207/Img227671046.jpg

    Isn’t it funny how unattractive Chinese men regularly post pictures of themselves believing they are attractive? Why is that?

    Heres a Chinese woman who appeared on a Japanese show

    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZsdRUZsUQ2XCllYPHB8OH1I9s2_udU8CbRxAhjJI0RIJ313TCS-micOLk

    Another Chinese woman
    http://www.crazychinesewoman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/xx11.jpg

  65. puffer says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGe0hHvAGkc&ob=av2e

    1:16

    Lyrics: I think i’m Chinese, ain’t no body wants to love me.
    ===
    According to this Korean news report, tens of thousands of Chinese women visit Korea to get surgery in order to look like their favorite Korean celebrities.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP7K0X-K-Nk

    No offense to Chinese folks but you guys should accept your phenotype and quit trying to imitate other groups. Theres nothing wrong with dark skin, flat and round pizza head or gorilla noses. Just take pride in your Chinese phenotype and quit behaving like Voice of China who’s incredibly insecure of his heritage.

  66. Hustla says:

    I’m impressed of the picture of those S Koreans after surgery.

  67. cindy says:

    puffer:

    Sorry puffer that you wasted so much time writing rubbish and lies.

    http://www.geekinheels.com/2009/07/14/koreans-and-the-small-face-phenomenon.html

    In general natural Koreans have bigger heads and faces compare to other Asians. That is why they have a small face phenomenon obsession and jaw/cheek bones reductions surgery commonly done and they are expert in this surgery.

    If you want to look like a barbie doll with perfect oval face. Go to south korea. They can change your whole face into perfect oval and reduce the size of your face.

  68. Mark says:

    Ha Ha …I guess this dude must have one of those greasy shoddy looking back alley joints where they bring in filthy alley cats in cages and blow torch them alive at your table.

  69. Igor says:

    Oct27Sukoon I’m gonna go back to China some day.. Even toughh Jack and Irene were not part of my experiences there, you really know how to transmit the “feel” of the place, and I missed lots from reading you.MooM is right: You writing keeps getting better. Thanks Karlitto!

Leave a Comment

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. DIY Double Take :: Central Overland
  2. Who Said the Chinese Aren’t Innovators? | Michael Levy Kosher Chinese
  3. I would very much like a vehicle like this. « Brvtality
  4. crisishummer | Staat van Verwenning | Wat doet welvaart?
  5. Chinese Chef Spent $628 to Build an American Military Vehicle-like Hummer Jeep | Blogoncherry
  6. » Chinese man builds Hummer knock-off
  7. Chinese dude makes mad mini-car for $600
Kepard - Premium VPN Service

Latest Posts

Offshore bank accounts in China

Sean Maples | July 17th, 2014
100-rmb

Recent Comments

Hello There. I found your blog using msn. This is an extremely well written article. I will make sure to bookmark …» more

What's up to every body, it's my first visit of this weblog; this webpage includes remarkable and actually good data …» more

Magnificent site. Plenty of useful information here. I am sending it to some friends ans additionally sharing in delicious. And certainly, thank …» more

This paragraph offers clear iɗea desiցned for the new viewers of blogging, that really how to do blogging. » more

Greetings! I know this is kinda off topic but I was wondering which blog platform are you using for this …» more

Subscribe by email

Enter your email address: