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Japanese artificial hymens are popular in China

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Joan of Arc Red (in wooden box)
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Recently few websites and forums published the information about artificial hymens being popular among Chinese women who want to fake their virginity. These hymens are distributed under the brand of “Joan of Arc”, who is also known by the name “Virgin of Orleans”.

The funny fact is that these hymens are coming packed TWO in a wooden box or paper bag. That’s really weird. Why two? Wouldn’t just one be enough? Well, I’ll leave this question to the consideration of readers and meanwhile will provide the adapted translation of website homepage, distributing this irreplaceable (?) product.

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Introduction: The origins of Joan of Arc Red

For women, hymen is very important. But due to participation in various sport disciplines, premarital tasting of the forbidden fruit and other acts, the hymen can be damaged and broken. This can haunt the woman’s whole future life. Joan of Arc Red came to solve this problem. “Once you try it, your secret sorrow will be solved"

"Japanese Joan of Arc Japan" was invented in 1993 by Dr. Shiro Hisaki from the Human Science Research Center in Kyoto, Japan. It first became popular among the college students in Seto Inland Sea. In 1995 it was popularized in Thailand and nowadays is used by many women in Southeast Asia, South Asian subcontinent and the Middle East.

I. Who should use Joan of Arc Red

1. Female whose hymen was broken due to physical exercise (gymnastics, track and field sports, martial arts, etc.)
2. Females whose hymen was broken due to premarital sex (active or passive)
3. Females whose hymen was broken as a result of childhood games
4. Females whose hymen was broken due to masturbation 
5. Females with congenital defects of hymen

II. The principle of Joan of Arc Red

Put the artificial hymen, Joan of Arc Red, into vagina. When being dissolved by secretions, it changes into gelatinous mass and quickly binds. After penetration of penis and friction, red pigment from Joan of Arc Red will be spread over male’s and female’s sexual organs.

III. How to use Joan of Arc Red

1. Wash and dry your hands. Take out the hymen from the aluminum foil package and rub it with your hands. Don’t rub it too vigorously in order not to affect the liquid absorption.

2. If vagina is moist, you can put the hymen directly into it. If vagina is dry, before insertion, the hymen can be moistened with cold or warm water. Insert to the depth of 5 cm (about the second joint of the middle finger). Do it quickly so that it doesn’t stick to the fingers when you take them out.

3. You can have sex 3-5 minutes after putting the artificial hymen, Joan of Arc Red (put it in few minutes before the foreplay, generally speaking it can be broken 20 minutes after insertion).

4. Using it is not painful. In order to achieve the better result, woman should moan as if the real hymen is broken. After sex, go to the washroom to clean the bloody excretions. Use cleansing lotion 3-5 times.

5. Easy to use. Clinically proven to be non-toxic and without side effects. Painless, no allergic reactions.

IV. Is Joan of Arc Red safe?

Many [women] seeing the ad are initially tempted by Joan of Arc Red, but worry about its effectiveness and safety. These worries are unnecessary. Joan of Arc Red was invented in 1993 and after nearly 20 years’ development and improvement, it is mature product, with most possible problems taken in account. Dear customers, rest assured with your purchase.

V. Is the breaking of Joan of Arc Red painful?

Not very painful, just a little bit. Otherwise it will create confusion. The material sticks to vagina’s wall and its breaking causes little pain as with the rupture of the real hymen. Moreover, it will emit a small amount of “blood” which is similar to a mixture of real blood with vaginal secretions as with the real flow during the first time

VI. Composition of Joan of Arc Red

Natural proteins (without any side effects to human body), synthetic membranes, hemoglobin, water-soluble sodium carboxymethyl, cellulose-based agents and so on. […]

2_G_1272164329417VII. What’s the difference between the product packed in wooden box or paper bag?
Only the package is different. The principle itself, chemical composition and the size (5 cm * 3.5 cm * 0.02 cm) are the same. Wooden box is safer for transportation. Paper package can be put into handbag when going out. All packages are coming with two [hymens], each in its own sterile aluminum foil package.

VIII. Manufacturer of Joan of Arc Red

Miyamoto Brothers Company, Chiba, Kobe, Japan. Come with product certificate and other documents.

IX. Precautions for the usage of Joan of Arc Red

1. Wash hands and keep them clean when using. Don’t use it immediately after shower. The product can be generally retained in the body for 1-2 hours, and sometimes for 4-5 hours. However, the high body temperature and [vaginal] discharge will lead to earlier product melting.
2. Should not be used by menstruating or pregnant women. Women having vaginal wounds or gynecological diseases are suggested to get treatment before usage.

X. Guarantee of Joan of Arc Red

The expiration date for a product in wooden boxes is until 2012 while the paper boxes are valid until 2015.

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In conclusion I’d like to notice that not everyone in China knows French history and Joan of Arc. Thus, the wittiness of this brand name is possibly unnoticed by most Chinese consumers. I wonder if ChinaHush readers can come up with some creative names that could be used in the Chinese market.

And those of you who want to know if virginity is important nowadays in China, are invited to read my post about virginity complex of Chinese girls.

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  5. I think this tells Akishino just exactly who was zooming who. It just isn’t believable that the Thais would give him any Chinese virgins.

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  6. Isn’t it strange that a Japanese product, sold in China is named after a French heroine (and spelled in English) What associations do the Japanese or Chinese associate with Joan of Arc?

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    1. Yes, that is strange for me too. However, I think that the brand name was invented by one man. Anyway, that’s the reason why I proposed a “contest” on alternative name.

      Here for example are some names that the readers of my blog came up:

      “Little Red Lie!”
      “Red Tears”
      “RED TOFU”
      “April Fools Day”
      “Unchartered Waters Again!”
      “The First Is Always The Best”
      “Chinese Princess”

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  7. How many of the men who require a virgin bride are busily breaking the hymens of any girls they can persuade or pay to submit? What a disgusting double standard – one rule for men and another for women. If you were all modern, honest, and loving, your bride would not feel pressured to lie to you and fake her virginity.

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  8. what happened to honesty in this world? If you are NOT a virgin, don’t lie about it…otherwise your partner might NOT EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN.

    one who lied once is the one who can’t be trusted to tell the truth.

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  9. I think most of the artificial hymens being sold now, are being made in China. Chinese businessmen/women have then been successful in exporting them throughout the globe.

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  12. هلا ممكن تساعدونى
    اريد ان اشترى من المنتج ضرورى وخلال فتره قصيره

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  13. هلا ممكن تساعدونى

    اريد ان اشترى من المنتج ضرورى وخلال فتره قصيره

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  15. I’ve bought these things to take when I fuck really slutty bitches. It’s a fun sex play gimmick because they often really get into it. Often times, easy girls have had traumatic/uncomfortable/intoxicated first times. I’ve found that using this product in a light hearted and fun setting makes a lot of my sexual partners very satisfied with the role-play of first time sex. Honestly, it does not change the quality of sex. However, during insertion, all of my partners have actively tried to contract their Pubococcygeus muscle to simulate the tension of first time sex. After about 5 min, they cannot sustain the contraction and it feels like whatever their vaginas normally feel like. Loose girls are still loose and tight girls are still tight.

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  16. In north America, over 70% of married women weren’t virgins when their hasbands married them.

    And the others lied about being a virgin.

    So fugget about it and just be happy she is only second hand and not a 4th or 5th hand like my friend’s wife or mine.

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  18. I got hold of joan of arc last sept 2017, I haven’t open and use it yet.is this already expired if I use it in a couple of months?

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  19. Hi there.

    I ordered it two weeks ago. Tried it under the old instruction and wet it but it was so messy. and i could not insert it properly as it was stuck on my finger. Then I emailed the company that apologised and said that for the new batches you don’t need to be worried. But one question:
    It’s so pink, not red and what if it sticks to my boyfriend finger if he fingers me and what if it sticks on the condom. Anyone here has a new experience? please help.

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