Dec 29, an 83-year-old man fell down on a sidewalk in Fuzhou City. 2 passers-by attempted to help but were held back by others for “their own good”. With the crowd watching, the old man laid on the icy floor till his last breath.
(Netease) Starting on January 11, 2011, bullet trains with sleepers will be put into operation between Shanghai and Chongqing as well as between Shanghai and Chengdu. It is the most advanced soft sleeper cars presently used in China. Every soft sleeper is equipped with independent video system and the luxury soft sleepers even have small meeting rooms. Tickets have been for sale at the Chengdu Railway Station since December 23, 2010. From Chengdu to Shanghai the highest ticket for one advanced soft sleeper costs up to 2330 Yuan (after 30% off), as expensive as the rooms at five-star hotels.
Chinese food is famous for two reason: its extreme deliciousness and its weirdness. The later characteristic has a perfect example, the Wangfujing snack street in downtown Beijing. Just google it or YouTube it and you can find a lot of of videos and photos of foreigners amazed by what Chinese people are eating. You can find skin-piled sparrow, cicada, silk worm, inside-out snake, giant grasshopper, penis of various kind of animals and star fish. You name it. Just think of something you don’t dare to eat and they would probably have it on sale on Wangfujing snack street.
Public zombie kiss
This took place in a canteen of Jilin University. I don’t know whether this girl was horny or hungry for brain or thirsty for blood.
Merry Christmas everyone! This recent viral video named “Christmas 2010 – Colin – the most romantic Christmas gift” is a love story between a man, Colin from the United States and a Chinese girl Chen Xiaohuan which has touched millions of Chinese netizens. Enjoy!
This is sort of hilarious. In less than a day, this video has been viewed over half a million times. After metro security found a knife in this foreigner’s luggage and took it away from him, he angrily got onto the metro and began picking fights with fellow passengers. This video begins with him getting into a fight with a Chinese passenger. At the next stop, security blocks the cell phone camera and forces the Chinese passenger off the train and he remains. Then, somehow the crowd provokes him again. He screams, “You are a prostitute!” repeatedly at passengers and gets into a fight with quite a crowd. A young woman tries to reason with the foreigner in English to no avail and he slams her cell phone on the ground. Again, this provokes the crowd and another scuffle begins. Apparently, the foreigner had another rather large knife in his luggage still. The woman on the phone interview at the end wonders (justifiably), “Why would they let him on the train with a knife?”
Wednesday
Memo of health incidents in 2010
At the end of the year let’s review the shockingly long list of health incidents.Melamine spread to different milk products including milk candy, ice cream and other brand of milk powder. The infective vaccine incident made a big fuss. The food of the year was no doubt sewage oil, which is literally sewage oil.
Viral time travel commercial
This is a commercial for 7-up. It adopted the style of Japanese cartoon Gag Manga Biyori which involves preposterous plot, non-stop repetitions, and dynamic music. The cartoon, became popular in recent years and was added subtitles and many enthusiastic dub it in many dialects.
From Netease:
CNcard.com reports on December 18, early December, Xiao Li who just graduated from a university in Changchun found a tempting advertisement on the Internet. “The ad said that there will be a ‘dating events for the rich and the powerful’ (富豪相亲会) in Changchun, I called the number and was told that all the men have money and high status, wanted to recruit quality girls to meet them.” Xiao Li said he was skeptical when first communicated with the organizer. After the organizer learned Xiao Li’s situation, they began to “put their cards on the table” said, the men at the dating event may not necessarily marry the girl, “will first try to get along, if feels right then will be together.”
(Netease) Sichuan Online reported on December 16, on the night of December 14, 4 drivers, Yin, Zhou, Zhang and Zhu each drove their newly bought Lamborghini, Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG and two Porsche 911s and past a traffic police on duty. The Lamborghini also did not hang the license plate. Highway traffic police sent two police cars and eventually caught all four speeders. The police conducted a 3-hour security warning education and ordered them to each write a self-criticism.
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From Southern Metropolis Weekly:
The cruel reality reminds us that we are in the environment of “man-made illnesses”. What can we do? How do we break out?
January
January 7, over 30 dialysis patients were infected with hepatitis C virus in Anqing City, Anhui Province. January 11, 16 people were infected in Shou County.
January 22, in Guangzhou, a junior high school boy got meningitis after injection of flu vaccine.
January 25, 18 pregnant women in Shantou city were infected with disease-causing bacteria, led to chronic illnesses, 7 cases were concealed.
A hostage situation was developed in City of Guiyang, Guizhou province. A man was caught stealing a motorcycle by the public took a young girl hostage with his knife to get away. Eventually the hostage was successfully rescued and the criminal booked. The entire hostage rescue process was captured on camera.
5 children were hit and killed by a drunk driver. This tragic car accident happened at 319 National Highway, Luoyang city, Henan Province on December 5, 2010. The driver was “no ordinary person”. He was the county postmaster (head of the post office) Gu Qingyang. Each victim’s family received 230,000 yuan as compensation.
Sports.cn Shanghai December 12, Unexpected event happened on the last day of ISU Short Track World Cup 2010 season Shanghai stop. In the men’s 500 meters B final, Chinese skating star Han Jialiang;s stomach and arms were scrapped by South Korea’s Jin Bingjun two skates, he is being carried out of track on an emergency stretcher.
Into the last day of Shanghai Short Track Speed Skating World Cup, in the men’s 500m B final, Han Jialiang, Charles Hamelin of Canada, and the Korean skaters Lee Ho-Suk and Kim Seong-II compete for a seat in the finals.
Recently, this viral video of two Chinese women fighting on the Vancouver SkyTrain in Canada has been circulating the Chinese Internet community. The shouting match was in Mandarin, Cantonese and some English. The woman sitting down was more vocal, spoke mostly in Cantonese, and the other woman standing up spoke Mandarin and English. In the beginning of the video there was a third woman trying to make peace, and she spoke some Shanghainese to them.
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