It is easy to get an abortion in China, a country where over 13 million abortions are carried out each year. According to this commercial, it only cost 98 Yuan (15$) during early pregnancy at Yunnan Union Hospital! The commercial ironically uses the melody of a popular Chinese song Love Business sang by Xiaoxiao Murong. With its catchy tune, many kuso version of the Love Business lyrics are also circulating the net.
The love you give me
Makes my heart racing
Accident happens, when knowing the result
Tear drops down
It was all you fault
Only knows how to do it fast
And now how do you have the heart to hurt me
Love-accident, you don’t like it
I am also scared
Yunnan Union Hospital helps me to get ride of the accident
Yunnan Union Hospital, early pregnancy surgery only 98 yuan
This commercial was said to make your “balls hurt” (蛋疼: danteng) by the Chinese Internet users.
蛋疼 “danteng”: Chinese Internet slang, “danteng” was a saying form northern China, then was excessively used by the WOWERS on the Internet, also translated has “Ballache” in respect to “headache”. Originally “danteng” means the strange things people do because of being bored, or the state of boredom, like “so bored that I have a Ballache”. Now anything that is abnormal, illogical, makes no sense can be described as “danteng”. “Danteng” can also be used as helpless or cannot be helped, for example after reading someone’s post you can say this person makes me “denteng”. In general it also means shocking, crazy. stupefied…