The word “Loneliness” (寂寞: Jimo) became really popular on the Chinese Internet this year. Especially the phrase “What XXX is XXing is not XXX, it is loneliness” for example “What brother is smoking are not cigarettes, it is loneliness.” “What I am posting here is not a post, it is loneliness” “What I am breathing is not air, it is loneliness”… How did this phrase become popular? One saying has it, in July of this year someone posted a picture of man eating noodles with this sentence “What brother is eating are not noodles, it is loneliness” on Baidu Teiba, soon it spread like a virus just like “Jia Junpeng, go home to eat”, netizens imitated and began a wide variety of loneliness Kuso.
The use of “brother” is generally referring to a “man”, “guy” or a reference to oneself. It is worth noting that the phrase “Don’t be obsessed with brother, brother is only a legend.” is also quite popular now days.
Someone posted a post titled “Loneliness PS (photo-shop) gathering: The loneliest panda in the history” on MOP, let the PS Kuso begin! Netizens responded with their versions of the photo-shopped pictures…
This is a perfect example of Chinese Kuso culture on the internet. Enjoy and happy thanksgiving!
“Do you miss home too…”
“Airplane watch together”
“Brother left…”
Brother Li Yuchun (李宇春): Kuso of her because her masculine looks and personality
“Not missing you because I am lonely, it is because missing you then I am lonely”
What brother is sitting at is not the treetops, it is loneliness…
Happiness
Fireworks loneliness
If you still have love, please do not damage our home…
Recently I am suffering from excessive internal heat…
Lonely, maybe. but so what.
Makes me thinking about when i was young playing with my kid in the snow
Bother cat, do I fit you?
One person is not lonely, thinking about one person is lonely
The panda who looks at ferris wheel everyday is hoping for happiness
Brother is not lonely, bother is watching the sun set!
Brother will marry you when I got the money
“Up”?
Brother Li Yuchun (李宇春) again
More Brother Li Yuchun (李宇春)
My home…
What brother is pretending to be is not panda, it is loneliness.
More Brother Li Yuchun (李宇春)
Wow goddess wife appeared
Hide, so loneliness won’t find you
Sister’s loneliness you will never understand…
More Brother Li Yuchun (李宇春)
Earth is too lonely, bother going to Mars
What bother is looking at is not scenery, it is loneliness
You are not alone being lonely…
What brother is watching is not adult video, it is loneliness
The certificate for lustful wolf (used to mean someone who is eager for women’s charms and commits sexual harassment against women)
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Who says more people is not lonely?
King Kong with giant panda
I know black is lonely, white is pure some times I also want to turn red.
Brother’s loneliness legend
(Prison break) brother will marry you when I get out
Brother is not lonely, bother is thinking
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Mop is usually pretty legendary with this stuff but I have to say, all of these were incredibly underwhelming. In fact, I’m kinda upset I scrolled through them all.
Then let’s read an old joke for relax:
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
布什: 康迪(赖斯)! 很高兴见到你,发生什么事情了?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
赖斯:长官,我来向你汇报中国的新领导人
George: Great. Let’s hear it.
布什: 好极了,我们一起来听听!
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
赖斯:胡(谁)是中国的新领导人
George: That’s what I want to know.
布什:这就是我要知道的
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
赖斯:这就是我要告诉你的
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of
China?
布什:这就是我要问你的,谁(胡)是中国的新领导人?
Condi: Yes.
赖斯:是的
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
布什:我是说那个人的名字
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The guy in China.
布什: 那个在中国的人
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The new leader of China.
布什:中国的新领导人!
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The Chinese!
布什:那个中国人!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
赖斯:胡(谁)领导中国
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
布什:啊?现在是你问我了?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
赖斯: 我在告诉你, 胡(谁)在领导中国
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
布什:我在问你,谁(胡)在领导中国?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
赖斯:就是那人的名字
George: That’s whose name?
布什:就是谁(胡)的名字?
Condi: Yes.
赖斯:是的
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
布什:你到底愿不愿意告诉我谁(胡)是中国的领导人?
Condi: Yes sir.
赖斯:是的,长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
布什：亚瑟尔？你是说阿拉法特在中国？我以为他在中东呢
Condi: That’s correct.
赖斯：没错
George: Then who is in China?
布什：那么谁（胡）在中国？
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir is in China?
布什：亚瑟尔在中国？？
Condi: No, sir.
赖斯：不，长官
George: Then who is?
布什：那么谁（胡）在？
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir?
布什：亚瑟尔？
Condi: No, sir
赖斯：不，长官.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet
he knows.
布什：听着，赖斯．我要知道中国新领导人的名字，给我接联合国秘书长．我觉得他会
知道
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: No, thanks.
布什：不，谢谢
Condi: You want Kofi?
赖斯：你要科费（咖啡）？
George: No.
布什：不！！
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
赖斯：那么你不要科费（咖啡）
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
布什：不，但是既然你提到它，我要杯牛奶就可以了，然后给我接联合国
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
布什：不是亚瑟尔！是联合国的头！
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
布什：不，牛奶！你给我接通电话好不？
Condi: Call who?
赖斯：给谁打？
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
布什：谁（胡）是联合国的头？
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
赖斯：胡（谁）是中国的头
George: Will you stay out of China?!
布什：你能不能不提中国了？！
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the
guy at the U.N!
布什：也别提中东了！给我接通联合国的头就好了！
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
布什：好啦好啦！那就少加点糖吧！给我接电话
(Condi picks up the phone.)
（赖斯拿起电话）
Condi: Rice here
赖斯：赖斯在这（这有米饭）
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
布什：米饭？好主意，在来点鸡蛋吧！
VERY funny stuff. Obviously makes more sense in english.
Hehe thanks for the joke
I hate you. Die.
aww Kai don’t hate, I liked his joke.
Hehe, very nice, dude! This is funny stuff!
The photoshops on the other hand were very weak. : (
Why don’t you provide us with a link then, showing us some of your more excellent artifacts. We’ll be happy to oblige and reward you with our sincerest disappreciation of your crappy comments.
i found these pretty funny…i think its hard to understand why chinese people think its funny if you’re not part of the development of the meme and see it over and over again in random contexts
I don’t think a Chinese living abroad for years can understand the humor. Moreover, I don’t think a 50-year-old Chinese living in China can understand the humor either.
Precisely, this is like the American meme about Rick Astley and RickRolling. It takes time to appreciate and develop with it.
Speaking on behalf of myself only (since humor, like beauty, is subjective), I get most of the internet memes and jokes. I just the execution was poor. The photoshops just aren’t that funny or well-done compared to a lot of the other stuff Mop has done before. If I may, I submit as examples: Brother Chun and Zeng
and CCTV building fire.
^
‘Someone thinks’ you need to shut the fuck up and stop spamming this message in every God post.
“What ‘Hao Hao Report’ is doing is not spamming. It is loneliness”
Talking to a bot is a sign of insanity.
How the hell do you it’s a bot?
Maybe it’s a 4 foot high midget living in his mother’s basement with nothing better to do than repost the same thing over and over again.
“Kai says is not an opinion, it is loneliness”.
who let the dogs out?